theherd123 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 My OH is horrified that i have chicken pooh on my pants and im still wearing them about the house - i have finally made it - im a true chicken keeper!!!! " Come on love can you go and change your pants please they are full of chicken s**t" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 YAY ignore him and flaunt your poo pants in style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 As long as they are BIG pants - true chicken keepers wear big pants to cover their eglu bums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 The worst one is when you've been carrying a chicken around under your arm, and days later you discover that they've pooed in your jacket pocket Chicken poo is a badge of honour, a sort of rite of passage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Chicken poo is a badge of honour, a sort of rite of passage Yes - we are truly honered (lots of times) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 As long as they are BIG pants - true chicken keepers wear big pants to cover their eglu bums Of course Mel i dont own any tight fitting pants!!! Claret the chicken pooh in the pocket is very scary!!! Chickens with a good aim!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Just don't carry them under your arm and you'll be alright. I have a 'chicken top' as Rosie calls it - green gilet handed down by my dad - it's rather tatty and dirty, but warm and serviceable with big pockets. I've carried baby rabbits and chicks in those pockets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I tend to keep chocolate in my pockets (now there's a surprise) so I will make sure I keep chickens bottoms away from them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 Hmmmmm now theres a choice - chocolates or chicks in your pockets - can i have one of each?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 You could get one of those fishing jackets - they have loads of pockets - I would have chicks, chocolate, dog biscuits, poo bags (empty), and, of course a hip flask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 Poo bags - that goes without saying im sure every article of clothing i own with pockets has a poo bag in it!!! I was with some students one break time and pulled one out my pocket by accident! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I have them in my jacket pocket, my briefcase, my car (found some stuffed into my work wellies, which amused the farmer I had gone to see ) And, of course, when they are full they are a pretty good deterent for would be muggers when one is walking ones dogs at 5.30am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 Imagine the police report 'Yes officer he did look quite annoyed when i attacked him with my bag of pooh, so just to clarify you are looking for a small, overweight balding man with pooh on his clothes and face!!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 There was a story a few years back about a celebrity (cant remember their name so was a "celbrity" in the true sense...........) anyway she had come out of her house with a bag and she was mugged, they got away with the bag which contained the results of her new puppy having a dodgy tummy *yes!* dogs strike back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 You know you are a true chicken keeper when Him Indoors asks what you'd like for Christmas and you say since the builder is here, could we ask him to create a couple of paved areas to put the Eglus on, to get them on dry land. ......Oh,....and 6 bags of bark please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 What romantic present Egluntine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Him Indoors is not programmed for romantic I'm afraid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Aaaww, that's a shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 He comes in useful in other ways! Stop Press: He washed up this morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Fantastic! Do what i do... Phil doesn't live with us, that way he doesn't take me for granted and is always on his best behaviour!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Sounds like the ideal arrangement to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
