Nicola H Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I know how you feel Sheila I learnt to touch type at school but now just use 2 fingers and take for ever to put a message on the forum. My 13 year old son is always on msn and he types really fast it is a sign of the times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 I thought I'd honour my 1000 posting by posting a Senior Moment. It's taken a while because Carl obviously had a Senior Moment of his own and moved my book Here it is: Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime! Just about sums me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Well thank goodness we weren't anything to do with Turkeys in the end! I quite like chatty chicken! Good old James ! Congratulations!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Well done James , glad he didn't use "Gobby Hen", which was my other suggestion. . Well done Kate and Lesley, I feel loads better now . Sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Thanks Sarah ! Can I go and do some work now before my long suffering hubby throws me out onto the streets ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 He won't - he can't cook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Tom learned to cook sweet & sour and little cakes at school - they can live on them ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 My son will be here for his lunch any minute and I told him earlier how much paperwork I'd got to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 WELL DONE LESLEY AND KATE Chatty chickens thats a good one I like that don't really want to become a turkey gobble gobble........................... Missed all the fun eating lunch at the time ................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trish Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Chatty chickens is just the right thing. Suits most of us here I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Heres one for the weekend " In the battle between handbag strap and door handle, far better to knacker your handbag than let the door handle feel it's won." Mind you depends on the cost of the handbag surely Sarah .. I never take a handbag, just fill my pockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 I am the same Sarah I have lost so many bags I gave up on them years ago.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 I like that one Sarah We solved that problem - we took the door off! Carl does nearly everything at a run and was always catching his pockets on the door handles. Good job he hasn't got a handbag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Tom had to rescue me last night after I got my coat sleeve caught on the front door handle - both hands were full of shopping bags and I couldn't release myself !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 Take the door off Kate - it will only be a bit c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 You and your typos - ....it will only be a bit C? Chilly? Cold? Catastrophic? Criminal inviting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 I wonder where that bit went - as a moderator can you find it for me?? Chilly was the word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Oh, you Chatty Chickens, you are FUNNY Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:40 pm -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am the same Sarah I have lost so many bags I gave up on them years ago.................. Nicola, I nver had any bags in the 1st place . I was never really that girly, always rucksacks or made sure I had pockets. The other option .. fill up Grahams pockets , just a snag with what he will actually carry . Why is it you always catch your fav top on the door handle . Sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammi J Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 You and your typos - ....it will only be a bit C? Chilly? Cold? Catastrophic? Criminal inviting? Oh Lesley and Kate you do make me laugh, I knew coming on here would cheer me up. I looked at the bottom of the screen in case the word had fallen down there! Sammi -x- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trish Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 The missing word will be in the back of your monitor. My grandad alway used to complain if we watched Westerns on his T.V. he said it was a rotten job sweeping all those bodies out of the back the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 I just thought Lesley was having a senior moment and had forgotten what she was talking about in mid sentence!! Sorry Lesley ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 Senior Moments? Me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 (edited) Edited March 5, 2005 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Brilliant Sarah but I've spent this long trying to understand it cos I was assuming that the door handle had already won but that depends on how easily the bag breaks..... obviously I've been taking this far too seriously... could you all just speak very slowly when describing these complicated pearls of wisdom. Remember I've had a nasty shock earlier & then been making tea ever since..... Also, reminded me of another unfortunate incident... Once, when heavily pregnant with 2nd son I had taken eldest over to the park. He was at that toddler stage of going on a large slide if there was one person to see him up the steps & another to catch him. On my own that day but he was desperate to go on the slide. I had to weigh up possibilities...if I didn't catch him he may shoot off end of long slide.... but, going up steps on his own was more dangerous as he was at that stage of sometimes missing his foothold, or leaning back at the wrong moment or sitting back too far at top of slide....& too high for me to reach him from the ground, No choice then, having got into this, than to go up behind him & both go down together. (No one around, good) So, both went up, he sat down & I held onto him with one hand & held rail with other hand to lower vast bulk to sit at top. Then bag strap caught around rail as I sat down BUT, believe me I was in no position to get up once I was sat on slide & I didn't have spare hand to unhook myself (Wish THAT bag had broken) Now completely torn between hoping no one could see me (would have made good Candid Camera) & actually hoping someone would rescue me or gradually slipping one year old. In the end, gently as poss let go and watched my 1st born whizz down, then was able, eventually, to free myself & slide down...with severe wedging possibilities..how dignified Then had to run after toddler who was heading back to steps shouting MORE and take him straight home poor kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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