Installing Indoor Cat Tree

[Louise]

 

You couldn't make this up could you

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6559373.stm

 

Didn't someone have a picture of one of these as their avatar for a while

[The Dogmother]

I've heard if setting fire you your farts, but that's ridiculous!

[Popcorn]

Is that what you used to do in your student days Clare

 

You can't beat an old fashioned hole in the ground can you

[The Dogmother]

Not me, but I had a flatmate who used to do that! I think too many curries were the problem.

[Egluntyne]

Not me, but I had a flatmate who used to do that! I think too many curries were the problem.

I do hope your flat mate was male Claret!!

[The Dogmother]

That one was, yes. It was a multi-occupancy house

[Egluntyne]

Thank goodness for that....I could feel a sleepless night coming on.!!

 

Mind you it is not the sort of thing I encourage in my sitting room from visitors of either gender.

 

My carefully brought up sons (and their friends) have been known to hold f**ting contests from time to time.

 

Two lovely boys who were once as adorable and squidgy as Gina's Stephan!

[The Dogmother]

I know Egluntine, boys are horrid, aren't they? Once they get to know about bodily functions, that's the end of their innocence

 

I'm glad I had a girl, mind you, I wanted 2 boys and a girl.

[Egluntyne]

I'm glad I had a girl, mind you, I wanted 2 boys and a girl.

There's still plenty of time!!

[The Dogmother]

Not at my age there isn't Unfortunately it's out of my hands, I can't have any more anyway.

[Egluntyne]

Sorry........me and my big gob!!!

 

You look very young in the photo's I've seen of you.

[The Dogmother]

That's quite alright Egluntine, it's no secret. Thanks for the compliment - the hair dye obviously works then

 

Rosie delights in coming back from school to tell me delightedly 'Mummy, you're the oldest Mummy in my class' Mind you, some of the mums are young enough to be my children

[Popcorn]

...you mean like me Clare

 

Stefan already giggles after he's done a burp

[Lesley]

The Tornado wash/flush sounds a bit worrying to me

[One Man Banned]

I noticed one of the links on that news page was this

 

Frankly I am stunned that this exists - I'd not heard of it locally!!

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/6323141.stm

 

A

xx

[Lesley]

I notice it is only for men Andrew?

 

Oh no!!!! I can feel a rant coming on............

[Martin B]

[Snowy]

Wonder if there's some kind of alarm when it goes up!

Otherwise someone might get a nasty shock!

[Lesley]

Hopefully, the incontinent men

[One Man Banned]

I notice it is only for men Andrew?

 

Not necessarily, we're back to the "SheWee" again tho'

 

 

A

xx

[Egluntyne]

The article mentions people "urinating through our letterbox"!

 

My letter box has such a vicious spring action that you would only do that once!

[Lesley]

[One Man Banned]

the very thought is making my eyes water

 

 

A

xx

[Popcorn]

The article mentions people "urinating through our letterbox"!

 

 

To pee in our letter box you'd have to be either really tall or have a really long tiddler!

[AnnieP]

To pee into ours you'd have to contend with a Airedale Terror on the other side.....