Carolinep Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Can't believe the turn this thread has taken - completely derailed! You're all insane You can always guarantee a laugh on this forum!! Doesn't take a lot to derail threads either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Trouble is you end up spending hours trawling through every post just in case you miss a gem like this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 *wipes tea of screen* Always a laugh on here! You're all barking! In the nicest possible way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 sk Mel though if you see her around - she once went out in the dark naked to sort out her chooks - the security light came on...... Now THAT'S dedication! I wouldn't risk mentally scarring my wee ones so early in our relationship to go out to 'em in the nuddy! Plus my other half makes me wear a full length nightgown to bed. And tights. And a balaclava. My first cup of tea of the day has just come down my nose after reading this. Minky....you have missed your calling in life...you should be a comedy script writer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 My first cup of tea of the day has just come down my nose after reading this. Minky....you have missed your calling in life...you should be a comedy script writer! Thats what I thought Egluntine, Rhapsody too, her blog is really funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 They're a riight double act those two - Rhapsody's blog makes me laugh so much - I go to it when it need cheering up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I couldn't resist reading this! I'm afraid I've been converted into an insane chicken maniac! My hubby says that ' they're all nuts on that forum'! But I have to inform you that he is too... I mean what sort of person goes round in shorts & t shirt in the middle of Winter? and what sort of man puts Dove tanning moisturiser on his legs to 'try it out'? & ends up with orange legs & white feet! Which are now all sort of patchy & flaking off. Legs look great with his green crocs! The only thing I have had go wrong is my pyjama bottoms falling down whilst filling up the glug outside, but no one saw! I very often dodge across the landing to the loo at night in the nuddy - but I'm very quick!!! This forum cracks me up laughing!!!!! Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minky Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 Forget Tshirts and bags, I'm starting to think Omlet should start making branded undercrackers!! From the sound of things they'll get far more exposure And, may I add, my other half has the same warped shorts facination. I blame too many outward bound expeditions in his youth, but the faintest glimmer of sun (be the outside temp actually be in the minus figures) and he's prancing around in his shorts looking like a giant toddler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Oh, but they do make branded underpanties For the ladies: And Simon (From Omlet)'s delicious pert botty for the boys pants: Emma, I don't care who's around and often get caught out going to the loo in the nuddie when we have guests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minky Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 Damn! How did I miss those?! Rarrr on the boys pants - I shall be burning my fella's toddler shorts and cunningly replacing them with Omletpants forthwith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Hang on Minky, don't burn them until we've had a picture of those offending pants here ont he forum! We've had Dan, Simon, Paola's OH and (briefly) Graham in their pants...... There was also a very long thread debating whether Simon's bum is naturally pert or clenched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Gosh we could start a calendar - men in their Omlet pants & women in their pinnys (aprons)!!!1 Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Naturally pert of course Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minky Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 There was also a very long thread debating whether Simon's bum is naturally pert or clenched *quivers with the effort to not make a grubby joke* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Gosh we could start a calendar - men in their Omlet pants & women in their pinnys (aprons)!!!1 Emma.x It's been suggested several times, but Omlet haven't picked up on it. Buffie's the girl to speak to, she was the last one to bring it up. *quivers with the effort to not make a grubby joke* Please don't let us hold you back Minky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Naturally pert of course Clare Of course it is Louise I had to resist the temptation to have a test-pinch last year when I did the Thame show with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I had to resist the temptation to have a test-pinch last year when I did the Thame show with him. I'm helping out at the Romsey show, if hes there I will do the test pinch! Discreetly of course! Oh my, the things I do to keep you girls happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I think you'll find that you need to form an orderly queue behind me and Louise, Christian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronze Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Just been catching up on you nutters. Read Minkys blog and now havbe Another place another train another bottle in the brain another girl another fightanother drive all night going round my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
