Space Chick Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I'd like to think so Emma if our nephews are happy... Who cares if we embarrass ourselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margalot Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I just love these tales.. they are so funny! One of mine which happened a long time ago, Was in a video rental shop I walked through the door tripped on the door frame I think, stumbled towards the display on the right hit the display of videos to rent which stupidly seemed to be held in place with elastic straps across the videos and they all flew off the display landed all over the floor and me everyone in the shop quietly browsing their evening choice looked round and stared!, I felt so stupid trying to pick them up, I dont think anyone came to help either! Also I sat on the beach once in my black bikini wings of a certain product on full display! never bought them with wings since (stupid idea if you ask me) I did mean to remove it before the beach. My Mum once took my niece to see the lights at Blackpool - Giving her narration of the lights to my niece she exclaimed "Oh look its Toad in the Hole" instead of Toad of Toad Hall, the whole coach errupted with my Mum being the worst offender. I think my niece was the most mortified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I was in supermarket at the weekend DD has been out of nappys & dry for a week so I wanted to get her a fairy/princess dressing up outfit. All I could find was halloween. I spotted a member of staff with his back to me so I went up to him and ask " Excuse me. Do you have any fairy outfits" he turned and in the campest voice ever he said " Do I look like I need a fairy outfit" and walked/minced off. I do hope he didn't take it the wrong way. Sage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffy chick Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I just love these tales.. they are so funny! Also I sat on the beach once in my black bikini wings of a certain product on full display! never bought them with wings since (stupid idea if you ask me) I did mean to remove it before the beach. omg !! priceless! I'm pleased you all enjoyed my story I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have told you all in real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickweed Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 A woman was admitted to the hospital ward I was working on. I asked the man with her to wait in the day room while the doctor examined his mother. The woman bellowed at me " 'Ees not me son, 'ees me 'usband"! How I wished the ground could have swallowed me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
