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Chavs or ladies ? what are yours ?

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We were watching our girls this evening and the 2 GNR Poppy and Florry and 1 PP Clover were in the garden FR as usual , he commented on the fact that he thought the 2 GNR were real chavs the way they barged through life with fluffy knickers in the air. and that the PP was a real lady strolling and observing . .

Totally differant in charactor he thought Clover the PP would certainly shop in M & S and the Poppy & Florry in a lower class of store :lol:

He was right I could see the 2 girls rummaging through a car boot sale or jumble sale and Clover probably at an auction waiting for the right bid.

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My Poland looks like a real lady but behaves like a Chav. I'd see her in a posh frock and large hat at Ascot drinking coak with a straw from a can and making loud sucking noises :lol:

My Silkies are ladies through and through

My Frizzles are decked out from Oxfam or the car boot sales, and look lovely in it if a tad excentric. :D One pushes straight to the bargains while the other two hold back not quite daring to get to the front but doing a lot of 'tut tutting' till they get what they want anyway.

My Frizzle Poland is a wellies on country girl, sleaves rolled up ready to do the gardening.

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My buff orp boy is the Alpha male and the buff girl is the slightly overweight girl who desperately wants friends so they look after the others and parent them.

 

The dorkings are the slightly s"Ooops, word censored!"by aunties, tut tutting and putting the youngsters in their place.

 

The light sussex is the bit of crumpet on the side :oops:

 

The Aracanas are the Chav section.

 

The Polish boy is the very beta male...probably a bit of a computer geek whilst the girls are still teenagers and shy one minute and in mini skirts the next!

 

The whole of life is in my garden :D

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:lol: I like this as I often see my lot in different ways!

My Speckledy Marang is a bit of a punk rocker, hard nut. Lottie the Cream Legbar is an Eccentric Aunt figure - quite cool, but not the ticket. The 2 Bovans Goldline Hybrids - Betty & Mildred are the Chavs!

In my Teenagers - the 2 Speckled Sussex (Dumpling & Murghi) are Country Bumpkins - round, friendly & down to earth. The 2 Barnvelders (Florance & Gertrude) are the Country club set in their tweed & Jhodpurs - classy but not so approachable. Then Little Fiona Feathers - my Lemon Pyle Brahma Bantam is a fluffy pretty handbags & shoes kind of girl that's torn between the Bumpkins & Country club as best friends, as she's classy but is quite capable of rugby tackle dives in the mud to pinch a worm should one appear! :lol::lol:

Crikey, I love my girls!!!

....Wonder what pigeon hole the 2 Silver Laced Wyandottes I'm collecting tomorrow will be?! :o

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Pearl is Lady Catherine de Bourgh (Catherine de Bird) as she is haughty and screeches if you interrupt her nestbox time, and then continues to tell you off for some time after you have retreated. Onxy is a lady who lunches and always has plenty to say.

Amethyst is a tatty beach-bum who loves to sunbathe, but she and the other ex batts Peridot, Amber and Tanzanite are quite chavvy with their tendency to be underdressed and to barge others away from food. Coral joins in with the ex batts, possibly because she looks like them even though she doesn't share their background. These girls also mostly crouch for anyone, anywhere.

Sky, Jet and Crystal are nice-but-wet-wallflower, hard-nut, and plump-shy-girl respectively.

 

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Elsie, Olive, Bella and Myrtle are lovely demure ladies.

 

Babs, Margot, Skye, Doris and Xena are chavs. Xena and Doris are the worst though. Doris is half the size of everyone else and insists on starting fights and posturing through the bars, and Xena just likes to throw her weight around. Babs, Margot and Skye are boisterous noisy oiks. :)

 

 

I have more chavs than ladies!

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