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Congrats to kate and freerange who got it right.

 

The man was rushing his (very) pregnant wife to hospital. They arrived and he went in to get a wheelchair/paramedic/doctor/midwife/shaman/chef but by the time he got back she had given birth and died. The stranger is, of course, the new baby.

 

And kate, no you can't have any chocolate. Unless you promise to share it with me :D

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I've got three!

 

1. A man was found dead in the middle of the dessert, there were no footprints or anything around him. In his hand was clutched a short straw. What happened?

 

2. A man was hanging dead from a 3ft foot rope in a 12 ft building. He was only 6ft tall. There was nothing else in the room a part from a large puddle of water. How did he get there?

 

3. (Warning this ones quite grusome!) A man was dining with his friend in a resteraunt. His friend was eating crocodile soup and persuaded him to eat some. When the man tried it he became very emotionally upset and physically ill. It was genuine crocodile soup, nothing wrong with it, nothing added to it. What was wrong?

 

 

Like a said before, these are all about death! Sorry!

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AND BACK ON TOPIC...

 

Amy, is No.2 something to do with a man standing on a big block of ice? Maybe he was carving it from the top down and was using some rope as some sort of support, then he slipped on the ice, and fell off the side hanging himself into the bargain?

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:roll::roll: You rotten lot! I pulled the topic back before, with Amy, then you all started comparing birth weights again! If you can't beat 'em join 'em?

8.3 & 8.13 at local cottage hosp.

7.15 in Dacorum district hosp (Hemel Hempstead :roll: ) wherever that is :? as the other 2 local maternity units had been shut :evil::twisted:

followed by 8.5 at home (I'm not going to Hemel again, she screamed)

 

I think this should be a separate thread! (before we start on lengths of labour :x ) Honestly, get a group of mums together...... :roll::roll:

 

Has anyone apart from me (I've pm'd Amy) guessed the puzzles? :lol: :lol:

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