Angie Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 A woman was terribly overweight so her doctor put her on a diet. " I want you to eat regularly for 2 days , then skip a third and repeat this for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. " Why that's amazing " The doctor said. " Did you follow my instructions ?". The woman nodded " I tell you I thought I was going to drop dead that third day !". " From Hunger ?".The doctor asked. " No from skipping ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Olly Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WitchHazel Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluekarin Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Maybe I should give that a go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 I thought that might make you laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickabee Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapdragon Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Clearly that's where I am going wrong! Now where did I put the skipping rope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
