Hellcat Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 B****r! No one explained the fairy tale thing to me before... So its NOT true that if you kiss a frog it turns in to a prince? I thought it was taking a long time to work... (Sorry hubbie wherever you are!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 6, 2006 Author Share Posted March 6, 2006 Best laugh of the day I like the 'How do you tell if two people are married' one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 that's my fave too Lesely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I love them all! Aren't children wonderful ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Nothing as honest as a six year old. 'why is your tummy all wobbly? Its even wobblier than my mummys' (to a rather rounded lady in Tesco the other day who as doing the flashing oof the midriff thing.) Made me feel soooo much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 er...... is your 6 year old coming to the June Do? (note to self- must buy firm foundation garments!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken on a mission Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 LOL at helen My gorgeous girl asked my mum something on Saturday to which mum replied 'I don't know darling' so my ever ready daugher responded with 'well can't you just think about it for a minute?' It kills me to hear my words to her comming out of her mouth to somebody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I get that too You see your whole life repeated before you. Having sworn as a child that you'd never wipe your child's face with spit on a hanky - what do you do when faced with a filthy child and no running water/wet wipes? It just goes on from these as they get smarter, they know exactly what winds you up. This morning it was being asked to play a game of Buckaroo as I was fighting to get Rosie out of the door to school on time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I see you're laughing longer and louder than I am, Mel. Must be because you haven't got children and therefore have never 'enjoyed' that particular experience! (no - I'm not at all competitive!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Yup I am laughing longer and harder. I can appreciate the things they say without having any of the "horrible" stuff I am well laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm in the middle of vacuuming now, so no longer laughing! You win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 er...... is your 6 year old coming to the June Do? (note to self- must buy firm foundation garments!) If one comes, we all come! Looking at tents on ebay at the mo for a camping trip (first with kids) at easter, so if its a success we might try finding a local campsite. DSont bother with the firm foundation garments - she thinks anyone bigger than her is a porker (and she is like a string bean!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 I think I'll get a tent then as well - I can wear it. Was it Millets selling the Cath Kidston one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amythefoxslayer! Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Apparently when my friends brother was very little he was sitting in the back of the car with his friend (a boy), when the friend asked him if he wanted to marry him! He replied "OK but we wont be able to get pasports"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God knows where he got that bit of info from!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Who knows where they get the info ... sometimes they use some weird kind of logic. Such as today when the boys spied the Gamekeeper coming out of the woods at the farm. When I explained he was the Gamekeeper ... they then asked him "do you play alot of games?" . He even laughed ..... but you could understand where they were coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Ahh, sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Oh bless her little cotton socks! I'll always think of them as electric chooks now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 That's brilliant Dan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Oh bless Ever ready or oven ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Dogmother Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Oh bless Ever ready or oven ready Goodness Mel, sometimes you are so sharp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
