Snowy Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Q: How many menopausal women does it take to change a light bulb? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the darn light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FLIPPING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FLIPPING HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! I'm sorry. What was the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 brilliant karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMO Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Brill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Lol Went to see Jenny Eclair in Leamington last night, don't get her started on the menopause, she had everyone in stitches. Lucy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Too close for comfort though - I got my son (6'2") changing 4 light bulbs for me yesterday - all the while muttering "am I the only one to notice that all the ****** light bulbs have gone" - and son and OH just kept quiet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 My son (also over 6ft) came up to me yesterday brandishing a lightbulb - "my light's not working". "Well, duuh, change the flipping lightbulb" was my response! (Of course, I phrased it much more politely - he's only 15 after all and can't be expected to know what to do in such a crisis ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 I do that too (same here Lesley!) except that I'm the only one in my house available to do anything, so I can really blame it on anyone else... although I'll give it a good try I was up a step ladder last night changing 3 bulbs - why do they all go at once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Oh no I just Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 A woman's work is never done. I seem to be the only person capable of finding anything in this house. Hope you felt better for your rant, we feel for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
