Richard T Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 A woman goes to see her doctor and says, "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a cartoon character, one day it's Mickey Mouse, the next it's Goofy. Today I woke up thinking I was Donald Duck!" "Well," replies the doctor, "It seems to me like you are having Disney spells." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Nice one Richard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xScrunchee Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 *Groan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susanbb Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 The old ones are the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I think I can do worse than that!!!!! I had a car crash on the way home tonight, I was following this tiny car, I think it was a Smart car, anyhow I wasn't paying attention and ploughed into the back of it at the lights. To my suprise, seven dwarfs got out of it! The driver came storming over and knocked on my window. I sheepishly wound it down............ He snarled 'I AM NOT HAPPY' so I said 'Which one are you then?' I did warn you Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 man goes into a pub and approaches the cigarette machine (this dates the joke a bit!), anyway the ciggie machine tells him to **** off! So he goes to the bar and hears a little voice "you're looking especially lovely tonight sir" and he looks down and sees the bar snacks are now talking to him! He asks the barman how come these inanimate objects are speaking and the barman says "well, the peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenzin Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter that operates so fast, it was recently able to take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut I hope this is a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Barry and Robin Gibb, the former Bee Gees, are walking through the herb garden they planted in memory of their brother Maurice........ "You know what bro? " says Barry, "When I'm here I feel so close to Maurice, I swear I can hear his voice." " No way,"says Robin" It's just the ch-ch-ch-chive talkin'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenzin Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 that's so bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layla Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 it is bad Layla x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMO Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Made me laugh though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rona Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 From my niece in Scotland - hope it doesn't offend anyone on either side of the border. A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his cupped hand. The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter " (Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow poo) The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you". The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 From my niece in Scotland - hope it doesn't offend anyone on either side of the border. A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his cupped hand. The Scotsman shouts " Awa ya gowk yon's foo O' coos skitter " (Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow poo) The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you". The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in" Ooooohhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xScrunchee Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 L O L O A Q I C I 8 2 Q B 4 I P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
