The Dogmother Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A friend sent me this today - she always makes me laugh with her emails: How to start each day with a positive outlook 1. Open a 'new file' in your computer. 2. Name it, 'Gordon Brown.' 3. Send it to the 'trash.' 4. Empty the 'trash.' 5. Your computer will ask you, 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Gordon Brown?' 6. Firmly, Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? Next week we'll do David Cameron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joojoo Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I've got a few names I can do that with! Thanks Clare - that's therapy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 that's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I love it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I've got a few names on my list as well ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 *musically* '...making a list, checking it twice, Gonna find out who's naughty or nice...' Sorry, wrong thread? But my list is getting longer each day. won't say which list is the longest tho' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Oh, us Italians have lists... you don't want to be getting on one of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Oh, us Italians have lists... you don't want to be getting on one of those my tea just went up my nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Oh, us Italians have lists... you don't want to be getting on one of those my tea just went up my nose! Hit lists! What were you thinking of Poet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty e Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I have a list. I have a T-shirt with all the names of the people on it written on the back. I wear it to show get-ins so people can see what happens to anyone who isn't complementary about their costumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMO Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I have a little note pad with a header saying - EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE I'M FORCED TO ADD ANOTHER NAME TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO REALLY P*** ME OFF When I feel ready to blow just ready it make me smile and calms me down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Oh, us Italians have lists... you don't want to be getting on one of those my tea just went up my nose! Hit lists! What were you thinking of Poet? what did you think of the end of The Sopranos then? I still can't decide if I liked it or not but it was different! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 What was that? Is it on telly? Sorry, don't do telly much at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 What was that? Is it on telly? Sorry, don't do telly much at all oh just an extremely popular, international mafia TV series no worries, your joke still had me in stitches xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Oh, I missed that one! The only telly I seem to watch is either the (bonking) Tudors or Casualty, depending on which night I'm doing the ironing... glam life, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
