Warm boot recommendations please

[Jules.]

"Twins!" another name for a double-yolker egg

attribute Peanut12's four-year-old

[Ain't Nobody Here]

That's a good one . Off to add it right now .

[jackiepoppies]

Eggict: Person who favours the Omlet site above all others.

[Ain't Nobody Here]

And who in their right mind wouldn't . It's added .

[Geoid]

A place (or person) where people can come and get information about keeping chickens

[Mrs Frugal]

Brilliant, Fred!!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I'll get right onto it!

[hillfamily]

That's soooo Fred. Brilliant

[Ain't Nobody Here]

All done!

[Snowy]

Abbey Road Girl has just come up with Hentertainment! The art of wasting hours watching hens enjoy themselves

[Ain't Nobody Here]

That's a good one!

 

Edit: it's been added

[AMO]

Pile of Pants = really, really rubbish

[Scooby]

Pile of Pants = really, really rubbish

 

In our house we always say it's a 'big pile of poo' when we mean that

[Yorkshire Pudding]

'proacher' - a large, unidentified creepy-crawly, moving rapidly and requiring immediate attention.

 

Indoor proachers are usually sighted running towards anyone sitting or lying on the floor, provoking loud shrieks of alarm. Outdoor proachers are inevitably hotly pursued by excited chickens

 

First coined by Nicky, friend's son, when living in a country where the proachers are very big and run very, very fast

[hennymom]

Brekidge it's our term for making porridge for breakfast for the girls, it's so much easier to say....

[Treekeeper]

Henocide: method of despatching hens (I heard this on another site)

[Egluntyne]

*gulp*

[Ain't Nobody Here]

All new suggestions duly added .

[Yorkshire Pudding]

'burbling' - the art of talking meaningless drivel to the chooks whilst pretending to work in the garden.

[Ain't Nobody Here]

If you asked my OH he'd say my burbling's not just to the chooks .

[hennymom]

CCTV .....chicken coop television as in hencam!

[hennymom]

HENlightened, when you finally realise what your girls are asking you for.....

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Those are good . *goes off to add them*

[Jules.]

"Hengazing" Yet another way to waste time watching chickens attr Egluntine

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I noticed that one too - must have thought it was already in the OED! It's a good one .