Guest Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 ........but here's a really, REALLY bad one to make up for it. Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."......... "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlass Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 ROFL !!! What are you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 that's just soooooooo bad............you have to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 very good Shona! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Tee hee - I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little cluckers Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I don't laugh out loud to jokes very often just an inner chuckle, but that got a loud one!! Love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 oooh cringe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 That is so bad Chookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riane Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 boom boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 That's so bad but very funny . I must try to remember it - we have a guy at work who's a Prawn Again Christian (better tell it to everyone else, he might be offended ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...