Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Had you worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmyCustard Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I was just about to screech at the screen then before I clicked and realised your were joking! Phew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 What an entry. Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlo Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Great introduction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Had you worried. Hmmm, I think I know who this might be... slits eyes evilly *crosses arms* come on then if you think you're hard enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susanbb Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Oops. You minx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Had you worried. don't give him ideas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna_0 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Ha ha ha you had me going there!! Was going to start ranting!! -Barbara 28/07/08 -Margot 04/08/08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 But we may consider introducing it in 2010. We have a choice of either: a) Taxing you on the number of chickens you own. b) Taxing you on the number of eggs produced. or c) Taxing you on the amount of poo produced. We are of the opinion that taxing the amount of poo will generate the most revenue for the government. And.... if you're chicken needs to cross the road (to get to the other.. etc), you will of course need to pay road tax for running a chicken on a public highway. Gordon, over and out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Very funny... I actually went 'WHAT?!?' at the computer... I thought I was going to have to dress up my chickens as rabbits so they don't come under poultry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 ....And.... if you're chicken needs to cross the road (to get to the other.. etc), you will of course need to pay road tax for running a chicken on a public highway. Gordon, over and out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgirl73 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 near gave me heart failure!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I thought I was going to have to dress up my chickens as rabbits so they don't come under poultry... Didn't I mention the Rabbit-tax? Rabbits will be taxed on the number of.... err... "bonks" (for want of a better word) sorry, family forum and all that - you get the idea though. The government will have teams of Rabbit voyeurs who will attend your property to watch your Rabbits (*onking) and chalk up the score of... movement. Tax credits are available for those on lower-incomes. Also Tax relief will be available for those with over-amorous rabbits who exceed the upper "threshold". You heard it here first, Gord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 If I hadn't read to the end of the string fully I would have already been on the No. 10 website forming a petition. That would have been so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Better not watch my two rabbits then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Very funny. Come on, fess up, who's playing mind games with us?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Silly boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Does this mean chooks in inner cities will have to pay a chickgestion charge and will it be based on their emissions? Jackiex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 stoppit my ribs hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard T Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Isn't tax dealt with by the Chancellor of the Eggschequer? (I'll get me coat.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Nah Chickgestion charge is down to Loud Layor ov London ain't it Jack....iex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubereglu Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Very funny. Come on, fess up, who's playing mind games with us?? I think I can guess too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ana's flock Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Don't you go giving them ideas!!! There will be a mass exodus of omeleteers towards Andorra and other tax havens... We could have un-named (number only) secret eglus, cubes and other types of coops registered in Switzerland? If so, I want my to be 007 - licensed to lay. Gordon, if you tax us on eggs, does that mean that we can apply for egg benefits when our girls decide not to work due to dark days and nasty weather conditions? If so, where do we need to send the application form? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 I assume that the tax will be charged at a paltry rate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
