Cooks Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I am sat here with a full blown cold so I thought ooh I will have a fried egg roll (to cheer me up) !, however, I have just made THE MOST terrible mess at eating it! it was all down my hands and fingers and chin and one point What is the food you cannot eat without making a huge mess?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 It's spag bol for me - I end up with it everywhere! I'm as bad as the children I need an adult bib! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 I am a mess with spag bol as well although I have it without the meat Eating the roll did cheer me up though becuase I was laughing at myself making such a mess, good job there's only me in the house. (except the dogs and they dont let on my secrets ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Croissants! put me in front of one of those and you'd better have the hoover handy (Now I want an egg butty *tuts as she looks for frying pan..*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Ice cream in a cone. Can't manage without getting it on my nose and round my mouth. My daughter .... grown up .... is the same, so there must be an ice cream eating gene in our family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 I am glad it's not just me, seriously the mess I made was astonishing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Ice cream in a cone.Can't manage without getting it on my nose and round my mouth. My daughter .... grown up .... is the same, so there must be an ice cream eating gene in our family. My MIL used to eat ice lollies from the stick end for some unknown reason, she used to get the ice cream up to her elbows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I always manage to get some splatterage from spag bol Also seeds from tomatoes seem to be magnetically drawn to my clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Home-made popcorn with oil and salt. I shovel it in by the handful and it goes everywhere, I will only eat it alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 @ eating from the stick end I have to admit I haven't had an icecream for a long while however I can never remember eating one very ladylike my spaniel LOVEs an icecream in a cone in the summer! She makes a mess and a half aswell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookiehen Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I can't even seem to manage a bit of toast & butter without spreading crumbs everywhere. Just as well the mobile hoover (the dog!!) comes and cleans up behind me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Dogs are great for that aren't they? all evidence removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 yes they are great, I seem to always have one at my feet these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy chickens! Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Chicken fajitas - I always seem to overfill!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milly Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 It's not so much eating as teeth cleaning! No matter how much care I take there always seems to be a dribble of toothpaste. And I always think I have got it off my clothes until it reappears when it dries out. Milly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I have a coronation chicken roll for my lunch, and that is bound to end up down my front, leaving me with a curry fragrance for the rest of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aga n Chickens Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Hello It has to be beetroot for me. No matter how its presented...diced...sliced...roasted or those little baby whole ones..I still manage to drop a bit. Now if I know that beetroot is on the menu I make sure I'm wearing something red Kind regards, Christine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 that made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I can manage with most things unless I am out in public and then you can guarantee I will spill/splash/drip whatever I'm eating and have to wear canteen medals for the rest of the day The other thing is eating anything gloopy like custard or yoghurt sets off my belly orchestra....and it is sooo noisy that no amount of subtle coughing can disguise the internal gurgles and glugging It's a family thing, very amusing when we all eat custard together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 I actually laughed out loud to your tummy orchestra description!.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I drop all sorts of food down my front - I wear a teatowel as a bib now - as long as we don't have visitors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessa the Duchess Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Tacos are my messy food, I always fill them too full, I really need a bath after I have finished eating them Tessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 you lot have really cheered me up today, I'm sat here laughing at tummy orchestras, tea towels for bibs the lot I'm SO glad it's not just me that makes a mess!, imagine how red in the face I would ahve been if you;d all posted... I dont know what you mean, eat properly you silly woman.. *falls off chair* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 The other thing is eating anything gloopy like custard or yoghurt sets off my belly orchestra....and it is sooo noisy that no amount of subtle coughing can disguise the internal gurgles and glugging It's a family thing, very amusing when we all eat custard together That is sooooo You should all go on stage ...... Britain has Talent maybe Shades of Le Petomane though not as rude of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Spag bol definitely. Most food that can drip seems to have a fatal attraction to be on me rather than in me. A friend once walked around the supermarket with a spaghetti hoop stuck to her front. She was very pregnant and couldn't see it because it was below her horizon. The lady on the checkout thought it was very funny though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
