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Who is the best Bond?  

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  1. 1. Who is the best Bond?

    • Sean Connery
      4
    • George Lazenby
      1
    • Roger Moore
      6
    • Timothy Dalton
      0
    • Pierce Brosnan
      8
    • Daniel Craig
      0


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best Bond: George lazenby (no contest! :wink:

 

best Bond-girl...

 

now that's more tricky...

 

Ursula Andress (obviously!!) Honey ryder!

Honor Blackman (leather-clad pussy galore... phewww!!)

Izabella Scorupco (with the Stadivarius in Goldeneye - I love a woman with a Cello!)

 

 

best Bond baddie... Mmmm..

 

jaws

Blofeld (especially the cat! - cats are evil!!)

Scaramanga (simply because you have to admire anyone with three nipples!)

 

Phil

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Fleming's Bond - if you read the books - is a chauvinistic, hard drinking, hard smoking, mysoginist. Now he has to be "troubled" and "in touch with his feminine side"...

 

i think Bond should be played by jonny vegas... (not that he's a misogynist - but he'd be more convincing!)

 

Phil

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I'll pop a poll in but my favourite without at doubt is the divine Pierce Brosnan closely followed by Sean Connery! I'm not sure about Daniel Craig. He's not my idea of James Bond but maybe once I've seen the film, I'll change my mind - who knows!

 

I agree with you Kate. However you must see the trailer for the new film. The bit when Daniel Craig comes out of the water :oops::oops::oops: (I think I need a cold shower :oops: )

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I caught the new trailer on Friday..... This Morning showed a snippet. I was meant to be washing the kitchen floor at the time, but it was definitely worth taking a break for :wink:

I'm not a Bond fan, watched very few of them, and then only on TV, never seen one in the cinema.... never considered Bond films worth paying to go and see :oops:

But I might break the habit of a lifetime for this one..... it looked good :wink:

And, yes.... I did catch the coming out of the sea bit.... what else do you think I'm wittering on about :roll::lol::lol::lol::lol:

The guys all drooled over Ursula Andress walking out of the sea a great many years ago..... well, now it's our turn ladies :wink:

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I've seen them all as the boys have been collecting all the DVDs and I think Die Another Day is my favourite closely followed by Goldfinger which has my all time favourite Bond quote in it....

 

"James Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?

Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."

 

Wonderful :lol::lol::lol: !

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here's a tip for whoever the new baddie might be...

 

kill Bond when you have him tied up - just shoot him...

 

don't let him watch you enact your final evil plan

don't devise an ingenious laser machine to slice him in half

don't do anything fancy - just shoot him in the head - end of..

 

there - that should sort it!

 

Phil

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here's a tip for whoever the new baddie might be...

 

kill Bond when you have him tied up - just shoot him...

 

don't let him watch you enact your final evil plan

don't devise an ingenious laser machine to slice him in half

don't do anything fancy - just shoot him in the head - end of..

 

there - that should sort it!

 

Phil

 

Whats this ?

A man of the cloth giving an evil genius tips on how to take over the world???

 

Who would have thought :lol:

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blimey - now it seems everyone knows someone with three nipples! I had no idea it was so common (I think they're called "supernumerary" or "vestigial")

 

anyway - he's in good company - maybe he knows this!

 

(apart from Scaramanga)

 

Krusty the Clown (full name Herschel Pinkes Remochel Krustofski), a character from The Simpsons has a third nipple on the right side of his chest, along with a pacemaker scar and a birthmark.

 

In Friends, Chandler Bing had his third nipple - which he had called a 'nubbin' - removed in an episode. Prior to his nipple downgrade, he claimed that when you pressed his nipple, a door opened to the magical land of Narnia.

 

so there you have it!

 

Phil

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