Single hen

[Redwing]

While watching the Simpsons (we are people of class after all!) that horrid advert came on for Glade where the little boy wants to 'do a poo' at his friend Paul's house because the bathroom smells nice

 

The ensuing conversation went:

 

OH - and what does Pauls mum think of all this!?

 

Me - starts to laugh

 

OH - "Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"

 

Me - puts tea plate down and laughs harder

 

OH - are we to think she is ok with it all, I mean what happens if all Paul's friends do that?

 

Does she buy loo roll in bulk? think of the costs involved!

 

Me - "I can't breathe!"

 

OH - "go away kid! I ain't being the epicentre"

 

Me - wipes tears off my face

 

I'm sorry of this isn't as funny as a post but it was absolutely hysterical when OH was being Pauls mum

 

My mum may be dissapointed I didn't bag an aga owning solicitor but the last 14 years have been a laugh a minute, I hope we are still laughing in to our eighties and beyond

[theherd123]

I know the advert you are on about and im laughing too!

 

Its great you and the OH are so happy, having a good belly laugh does you the world of good!

 

[Looney]

hilarious I can picture queues of cross-legged youngsters trying to get in the house

[Egluntyne]

It is the daftest advert. Your OH has hit the nail on the head there.

[Alis girls]

Ain't so funny when they leave a nasty niff and want their bums wiped!! thankfully we are past that stage or worse forget to flush or block the loo as my 13 yr old did recently at a friends after a big no 2 and his friends mum appeared with bleach and her mairgolds. They had a good laugh

[jlo]

Ain't so funny when they leave a nasty niff and want their bums wiped!! thankfully we are past that stage or worse forget to flush or block the loo as my 13 yr old did recently at a friends after a big no 2 and his friends mum appeared with bleach and her mairgolds. They had a good laugh

 

 

Is this a teenage boy trait? It's a favourite trick of my 14 year old at the moment

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Not seen that advert yet - can't wait to now as I'll be picturing Mr Redwing standing with his hands on his hips shouting "Go away kid. I ain't being the epicentre".

[Lesley]

Sounds like the chats Carl has through any adverts - and any people we pass whilst driving through towns

[Guest]

Sounds like the chats Carl has through any adverts - and any people we pass whilst driving through towns

 

LOL Glad me and my other half aren't the only ones!

 

Some of the most irritating adverts are the best though Especially when you add your own voice overs

 

Your other half obviously share similar humour with myself Like it.

 

My other half and i seem to bounce off one another with voice overs. There was some advert on the other week with some Stepford looking wife with a toilet cleaner:

 

Me: MMMMMMMMMM, your loo smell fresh!

 

OH: Yes, it's blah, blah blah

 

Again,as you say Redwing, not as funny unless you're there and seeing it and hearing it

[Alis girls]

You can see where this subject is leading - down the pan I think I know the ad - the one with a cute little Chinese boy in it? Or is there another - methinks we are obsessed with toilet humour in the Uk

[Egluntyne]

It is a different one. But it looks a bit dubbed so who knows where it originated.

[Chickvic]

Very funny I prefer your version!

[mostin]

Those moments are magic aren't they . I can just imagine what my OH would say if a queue of kids turned up to use our loo .

 

We were at my friends house last Sat night and both her and her hubby left the room leaving me and OH with our 4 year old god-daughter (bad idea ). We made her laugh so hard she lost control and did the longest and loudest fart I have ever heard from a child . We were all laughing so hard, proper belly laughs, and I couldn't breathe, that we couldn't even tell her parents what had happened for 10 minutes .

 

When we finally calmed down a bit my OH said to small child as he wiped the tears away "I think you need to check your pants after that one ". She disappeared round the corner, and when we asked her what she was doing, she shouted back, "I'm checking my pants, like I was told to!".

 

That caused another half an hour of uncontrollable tears and belly laughs. I wish we'd had it on tape for her 18th birthday . We will certainly remember it forever though.

 

Edited for spelling.

Edited March 29, 2009 by Guest

[Valkyrie]

[Guest]

That tickled me, Mostin x

[bluekarin]

My YD at my sisters house a few years ago wen tto the loo. A little while later (about 15 minutes I think) I could smell this smell and thought what on earth is that? Only then to remember she was on the loo. I ran up the stairs and a haze of air freshener met me. She had nearly emptied one of those touch and freshes. She is still remined about this now.

 

But I cannot stand those ads. I thought the one with the little boy saying, or rather, whineing, "it's all gone it's all gone" was bad enough, but now to have the little brat, sorry, boy packing his backpack to go to his friends house for a poo. Who thinks up these ads?!

 

Give me cod fish fingers falling over at the sight of a naked salmon one anyday

[Alis girls]

Needn't come round to mine to block my loo with his no 2's - will show him the door he has been warned. I'm sure between us we could think up much better ads than those shown.

[Tiggy]

Ain't so funny when they leave a nasty niff and want their bums wiped!! thankfully we are past that stage or worse forget to flush or block the loo as my 13 yr old did recently at a friends after a big no 2 and his friends mum appeared with bleach and her mairgolds. They had a good laugh

 

 

Is this a teenage boy trait? It's a favourite trick of my 14 year old at the moment

 

DS did this a few times when he was that age and I appeared with kettle of hot water marigods and handed them to HIM to clean up the mess, funnily enough he never did it again

[Aga n Chickens]

A couple of years ago we were thinking about buying new kit for our bathroom.

 

Walking round the B&Q we heard a small voice shout "Mummy I've finished !"

 

We didn't know if she was having a joke with her parents or not, but we didn't hang around to find out

 

Christine

[Alis girls]

Aaaah bless

[Valkyrie]

Simple trick with son - "I can't wait to show your girlfriend the presents that you leave for me in the toilet pan. I am willing to share them with her."

Sorted!