Single hen

[Guest]

is it gone then, Graham? - we're all dying to know.... (or did you just take it for a drive? )

 

Phil

 

(I've had my lunch now...)

 

We drove round some country lanes listening to the Boomtown Rats and harmonising on "It's a rat trap, you've been caaaaaaauuugght!".

 

Once I'd let it go, it glanced back towards my 12 year old mondeo and said "Thanks for the ride - nice car mate".

[Nicola H]

[Guest]

 

 

Phil

[Guest]

Is this one of your eBay prints?!

[Sheilaz]

[Guest]

Is this one of your eBay prints?!

 

I couldn't possibly say, Graham - for that would be to advertise my ebay prints business where I sell lovely prints - ready-mounted for framing and a perfect gift for anyone...

 

if I did that it'd probably break the advertising rules of the site because I'd be advertising a wonderful opportunity for people to buy my keenly-priced prints.

 

I couldn't possibly say whether that particular newspaper clipping is in my fabulous collection of charming prints for sale.

 

if you - or anyone else wanted to check that out - you'd be well advised to look down there in my sig. and click the blue link...

 

(thankyou!)

 

Phil

 

[One Man Banned]

:clap: :clap:

 

bravo Phil

 

Bravo!

 

[Mrs Frugal]

[Richard T]

is it gone then, Graham? - we're all dying to know.... (or did you just take it for a drive? )

 

Phil

 

(I've had my lunch now...)

 

We drove round some country lanes listening to the Boomtown Rats and harmonising on "It's a rat trap, you've been caaaaaaauuugght!".

 

Once I'd let it go, it glanced back towards my 12 year old mondeo and said "Thanks for the ride - nice car mate".

 

Are you sure it wasn't singing, "I don't like Mondeos."?

 

 

Richard T

[Mel (& Paul)]

 

 

How's the house sale going Richard

[ali-s]

Brilliant Phil

[Richard T]

 

 

How's the house sale going Richard

 

 

Slowly Mel. We've sent a message to the buyers via the estate agent that they need to get their fingers out and show some signs that they're taking this seriously. I'll try to update the thread later. Leaving the office now.

 

Richard T

[Mel (& Paul)]

Thank you

[AnnieP]

Graham, you should have put some kind of distinguishing mark on Ratty, so that you know the one you catch tomorrow isn't the same one back from his holidays......

[One Man Banned]

can you brand a rat

 

Lesley can we borrow yours

 

[Guest]

Well, as has already been mentioned, it's got a collar and a bell.

[Paola]

 

 

Phil

 

Weeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeee

 

Very

[Guest]

He is a funny man! Phil, you should give up vicaring (is that a word?) and go into stand-up comedy!

[One Man Banned]

Are we sure he's not already a stand up comedian in a dog collar and it's all just an act ?

 

Afterall he is frequently asked one particular question...

 

 

Phil, Are you SURE you're a Vicar

 

 

[Linda]

I'm really have no idea how a thread entitled 'Rats' could have had me laughing so much all day!!!

[One Man Banned]

you don't think we are at all at risk of going off topic

[Guest]

Are we sure he's not already a stand up comedian in a dog collar and it's all just an act ?

 

My neighbour is a Canon and he's a funny man too. I think they're taught comedy (sub-heading "how to amuse a congregation") at "vicar college".

[Cate in NZ]

I've been busy all day and only just logged on- I've now read several pages of ratty stuff, and am laughing so much that I'm practically crying. I'm very sorry about your rat dilemma Graham, great news that Ratty has been caught and safely disposed of- he sounded like a nasty piece of ratty work . I do hope that he was the one and only, but it sounds as if you might have left his missus now as a single parent family with a load of delinquent (b)rats

Keep setting that trap

[One Man Banned]

 

..... I think they're taught comedy (sub-heading "how to amuse a congregation") at "vicar college".

 

Stop, please!!

 

I'm crying with laughter at the thought!