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I can sit down, drink beer, watch the footie and break wind all at the same time...

Women can sit down, drink beer, watch the footie and break wind too without getting into a sweat about it. The real talent is being able to do this while we are looking after all the family with the cooking, cleaning, washing ironing, vaccuming, polishing, answering the phone, changing nappies, making lunches, paying the milkman, posting a reply on the forum, picking our noses, painting our toenails and not bragging about it :wink:

 

Vicars have it so easy.

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I can sit down, drink beer, watch the footie and break wind all at the same time...

Women can sit down, drink beer, watch the footie and break wind too without getting into a sweat about it. The real talent is being able to do this while we are looking after all the family with the cooking, cleaning, washing ironing, vaccuming, polishing, answering the phone, changing nappies, making lunches, paying the milkman, posting a reply on the forum, picking our noses, painting our toenails and not bragging about it :wink:

 

Vicars have it so easy.

 

 

my missus is a vicar too... (Woman and Vicar are not mutually exclusive terms..) - she doesn't do the cleaning, vacuuming, polishing, making lunches, paying the milkman, or much of the cooking...

 

but she can break wind just as well as me.. (well, not as loudly - but with equal effect...)

 

one difference between me and you , Gina - it would seem clear...

 

is that I wouldn't break wind while making the lunch... (or paying the milkman) - for that you do deserve a prize.. :D (also, breaking wind whilst painting your toenails is not to be recommened...)

 

Phil

 

(actually - truth be known - I don't do all the kids packed lunches now - I made the startling discovery last week that aged 10, 12 and 14 - they are perfectly capable of making their own lunches!! why didn't I think of that years ago? - complete liberation, apart from the next step of persuading them to put all the ingredients away when they have used them!!)

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Hey thats weird. We have some friend who are married and both vicars up in london in a c of e church. But i don't think they keep chickens! Are you an anglican vicar rev nev? My husband used to be an anglican but have converted him to the baptists! :D To right women can be pastors. I'm all for women in leadership in church, hence why we ended up as baptists and not at the new frontiers church!

 

And yes women can do everything, we are much more multi talented then you men, who if you are like my hubby do just sit there drink beer, fart and watch the footy! (and fall asleep) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey thats weird. We have some friend who are married and both vicars up in london in a c of e church. But i don't think they keep chickens! Are you an anglican vicar rev nev? My husband used to be an anglican but have converted him to the baptists! :D To right women can be pastors. I'm all for women in leadership in church, hence why we ended up as baptists and not at the new frontiers church!

 

no - not CofE - but URC - very similar non-conformist history to the Baptists...

 

And yes women can do everything, we are much more multi talented then you men, who if you are like my hubby do just sit there drink beer, fart and watch the footy! (and fall asleep) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'll take your word for it... 8) but (and it's a big "but") - all that multi-tasking obviously leaves you incapable of choosing a proper football team to support whilst guzzling the beer and letting off wind...

 

Phil

 

PS - farting in your sleep is not as easy as you ladies seem to imagine... it takes years of practice :roll:

 

.PPS I'm beginning to wonder at some of the man-choices that you Omlet ladies seem to have made... hasn't anyone a good word for their bloke? :shock:

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Haha Ali S!!!!!!!!! :D

 

No, no mine is lovely but he does fart a lot and blame it on the dog! Poor Milo!

 

Also he falls asleep when "Ooops, word censored!"nal are on! Can you believe it!?! (i made him promise i would only be his wife if he became an "Ooops, word censored!"nal supporter) Also we went to watch "Ooops, word censored!"nal - Porto on tuesday - my first match at the new stadium and he spent more time watching the Porto fans get told off by the police then he did the match! I'm taking my brother next time!

 

Other then that he's pretty great!

 

What do you mean proper football team!?! They're the best, cheeky! Who do you support then?

 

Helen

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the one and only Wanderers...

 

talking of blaming it on the dog..

 

we once went to visit some people we hadn't seen for ages. My Missus had a bit of an upset stomach.. she couldn't contin herself (unfortunately) and let off an SBD (Silent but Deadly)..

 

she was just about to apologise and complain when the woman we were visiting said to her husband..

 

"Darling - does the baby need changing" twitching her nose..

he went to have a look and said...

 

"No, dear. But no human could make a smell like that. I know who it was..." at which point he picked up the Jack Russell and put him out in the back yard..

 

(the Missus said not a word....)

 

the phrase "no human could make a smell like that" is now common currency in our house...

 

:lol:

 

Phil

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aye - your pretty boys never could take a decent tackle... (Spurs are just the same - and West Ham)

 

I think Wenger expects other teams simply to sit back and watch his pretty boys pass the ball around and walk it into the net..

 

we've had a few successes against the gooners recently (strongest in my memory - bacause I was there) was little stelios, smallest guy on the pitch, heading the winner at the far post the season before last..

 

sweet!!

 

roll on Nov 25th, eh?

 

:wink:

 

Phil

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Wolves?! Ah bless. Didn't know they had any fans left haha! :D

It's been a little while since they were good hey Dan?!

 

Ok so i admit we can be a bit namby pampy sometimes but we play such beautiful football! Anyhow selling Reyes and bringing in Baptista means Bolton might find they get a little of their own medicine come November!

 

We shall see! :)

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THE CLUB was formed in 1874 by the Vicar of Christ Church Sunday School, Bolton, when he created an outdoor recreational club.

 

We became "Wanderers" in 1877 - beating you to the name by two years..

 

I'll bet you copied us.. :wink:

 

Phil

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