Guest Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 So that's what's responsible for man-boobs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Just sent this on to some friends who are par-taking in the Nantwich beer festival this week-end Do they know what they are letting themselves in for? karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Shame it doesn't turn the men into 'multi-taskers' too isn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Nice one Gina!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 multi-tasking - often thought to be the preserve of women... piffle... I can sit down, drink beer, watch the footie and break wind all at the same time... Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Phil, you're a star.....................................but... .......are you sure you're a vicar?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 since when is a vicar not supposed to 1. sit down 2. drink beer 3. watch football 4. break wind ?? Phil (even lady-vicars break wind on special occasions... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Linda - you beat me to it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can sit down, drink beer, watch the footie and break wind all at the same time... Women can sit down, drink beer, watch the footie and break wind too without getting into a sweat about it. The real talent is being able to do this while we are looking after all the family with the cooking, cleaning, washing ironing, vaccuming, polishing, answering the phone, changing nappies, making lunches, paying the milkman, posting a reply on the forum, picking our noses, painting our toenails and not bragging about it Vicars have it so easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can sit down, drink beer, watch the footie and break wind all at the same time... Women can sit down, drink beer, watch the footie and break wind too without getting into a sweat about it. The real talent is being able to do this while we are looking after all the family with the cooking, cleaning, washing ironing, vaccuming, polishing, answering the phone, changing nappies, making lunches, paying the milkman, posting a reply on the forum, picking our noses, painting our toenails and not bragging about it Vicars have it so easy. my missus is a vicar too... (Woman and Vicar are not mutually exclusive terms..) - she doesn't do the cleaning, vacuuming, polishing, making lunches, paying the milkman, or much of the cooking... but she can break wind just as well as me.. (well, not as loudly - but with equal effect...) one difference between me and you , Gina - it would seem clear... is that I wouldn't break wind while making the lunch... (or paying the milkman) - for that you do deserve a prize.. (also, breaking wind whilst painting your toenails is not to be recommened...) Phil (actually - truth be known - I don't do all the kids packed lunches now - I made the startling discovery last week that aged 10, 12 and 14 - they are perfectly capable of making their own lunches!! why didn't I think of that years ago? - complete liberation, apart from the next step of persuading them to put all the ingredients away when they have used them!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Hey thats weird. We have some friend who are married and both vicars up in london in a c of e church. But i don't think they keep chickens! Are you an anglican vicar rev nev? My husband used to be an anglican but have converted him to the baptists! To right women can be pastors. I'm all for women in leadership in church, hence why we ended up as baptists and not at the new frontiers church! And yes women can do everything, we are much more multi talented then you men, who if you are like my hubby do just sit there drink beer, fart and watch the footy! (and fall asleep) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 (edited) Hey thats weird. We have some friend who are married and both vicars up in london in a c of e church. But i don't think they keep chickens! Are you an anglican vicar rev nev? My husband used to be an anglican but have converted him to the baptists! To right women can be pastors. I'm all for women in leadership in church, hence why we ended up as baptists and not at the new frontiers church! no - not CofE - but URC - very similar non-conformist history to the Baptists... And yes women can do everything, we are much more multi talented then you men, who if you are like my hubby do just sit there drink beer, fart and watch the footy! (and fall asleep) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll take your word for it... but (and it's a big "but") - all that multi-tasking obviously leaves you incapable of choosing a proper football team to support whilst guzzling the beer and letting off wind... Phil PS - farting in your sleep is not as easy as you ladies seem to imagine... it takes years of practice .PPS I'm beginning to wonder at some of the man-choices that you Omlet ladies seem to have made... hasn't anyone a good word for their bloke? Edited September 29, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-s Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 [PPS I'm beginning to wonder at some of the man-choices that you Omlet ladies seem to have made... hasn't anyone a good word for their bloke? I've got loads of goods words for my bloke, however being a family forum I'm not allowed to tell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You don't hear me complain about mine Phil - but then this is my third attempt - third time lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 PS I'm beginning to wonder at some of the man-choices that you Omlet ladies seem to have made... hasn't anyone a good word for their bloke? Mine's Luvverly! Now there's a good word ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Haha Ali S!!!!!!!!! No, no mine is lovely but he does fart a lot and blame it on the dog! Poor Milo! Also he falls asleep when "Ooops, word censored!"nal are on! Can you believe it!?! (i made him promise i would only be his wife if he became an "Ooops, word censored!"nal supporter) Also we went to watch "Ooops, word censored!"nal - Porto on tuesday - my first match at the new stadium and he spent more time watching the Porto fans get told off by the police then he did the match! I'm taking my brother next time! Other then that he's pretty great! What do you mean proper football team!?! They're the best, cheeky! Who do you support then? Helen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 the one and only Wanderers... talking of blaming it on the dog.. we once went to visit some people we hadn't seen for ages. My Missus had a bit of an upset stomach.. she couldn't contin herself (unfortunately) and let off an SBD (Silent but Deadly).. she was just about to apologise and complain when the woman we were visiting said to her husband.. "Darling - does the baby need changing" twitching her nose.. he went to have a look and said... "No, dear. But no human could make a smell like that. I know who it was..." at which point he picked up the Jack Russell and put him out in the back yard.. (the Missus said not a word....) the phrase "no human could make a smell like that" is now common currency in our house... Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Now that made me laugh much more then the friday joke! Helen P.S Wanderers? Well someones got to! Bolton are our bogey team we always lose against them cos they foul us off the pitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 aye - your pretty boys never could take a decent tackle... (Spurs are just the same - and West Ham) I think Wenger expects other teams simply to sit back and watch his pretty boys pass the ball around and walk it into the net.. we've had a few successes against the gooners recently (strongest in my memory - bacause I was there) was little stelios, smallest guy on the pitch, heading the winner at the far post the season before last.. sweet!! roll on Nov 25th, eh? Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Wolves?! Ah bless. Didn't know they had any fans left haha! It's been a little while since they were good hey Dan?! Ok so i admit we can be a bit namby pampy sometimes but we play such beautiful football! Anyhow selling Reyes and bringing in Baptista means Bolton might find they get a little of their own medicine come November! We shall see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 THE CLUB was formed in 1874 by the Vicar of Christ Church Sunday School, Bolton, when he created an outdoor recreational club. We became "Wanderers" in 1877 - beating you to the name by two years.. I'll bet you copied us.. Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 What are you talking about?!!!!!!!! Didn't wolves get to the f.a cup semi final a few years ago? And who were they beaten by???? Oh Yes i remember! Wasn't it "Ooops, word censored!"nal?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
