Cooks Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 come to the Norfolk meet it is sure to get mentioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Tasha's are very useful for smothering dead chickens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I have a hectic few days and what do I find when I have 10 mins to myself.......the funniest thread for ages The tears of laughter are rolling down my face......just what I needed :D And no I won't be weighing mine any time soon......we have house guests......and they already think I'm strange enough without giving them more ammunition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I dunno, it could be a good icebreaker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 This thread reminds me of some of the things me and my uni mates used to get up to! I can't mention most of them on a family forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I dunno, it could be a good icebreaker... I'll let you know........if they catch me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmommasally Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 This thread is so funny Thought this might help some of you who are going to try weighing them http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-492169/How-bowl-warm-water-help-buy-bra-fits-better.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 If anyone has done the water displacement theory to weigh their boobs i have to say that the results will be inaccurate. OH says that as boobs don't weigh 1 kilogram per litre of boob, weighing the water won't give the correct answer. You need to displace something that weighs the same as breast tissue, which we can't do until we know how much boob flesh weighs, aaaarrrgghhhhh!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 If anyone has done the water displacement theory to weigh their boobs i have to say that the results will be inaccurate. OH says that as boobs don't weigh 1 kilogram per litre of boob, weighing the water won't give the correct answer. You need to displace something that weighs the same as breast tissue, which we can't do until we know how much boob flesh weighs, aaaarrrgghhhhh!!!! You don't actually weigh the displaced water you have to measure the volume, 1 ltr of water = 1kg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I dunno, it could be a good icebreaker... I'll let you know........if they catch me Eeerrr, Pammy, if you have a houseful of teenage boys, now is NOT a good time to get your puppies out..... it'll scar them for life!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I dunno, it could be a good icebreaker... I'll let you know........if they catch me Eeerrr, Pammy, if you have a houseful of teenage boys, now is NOT a good time to get your puppies out..... it'll scar them for life!!! Trust me Clare......they are staying well hidden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chook n Boo Mum Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I dunno, it could be a good icebreaker... I'll let you know........if they catch me Eeerrr, Pammy, if you have a houseful of teenage boys, now is NOT a good time to get your puppies out..... it'll scar them for life!!! I have to say this thought did cross my mind too Claret...Pam, don't do it honey, wait til they've gone home Hope the airport trip wasn't too horrendous yesterday... Heathrow scares me silly Sha x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcat Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 If we get any more threads like this i'm going to need a new laptop. I'm not to sure this one can survive much more tea being sprayed at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I'll let you know........if they catch me Eeerrr, Pammy, if you have a houseful of teenage boys, now is NOT a good time to get your puppies out..... it'll scar them for life!!! Trust me Clare......they are staying well hidden Phew, thank goodness for that! I was just envisaging the lads walking into the kitchen on their eternal hunt for food and seeing you naked to the waist, weighing the puppies on the kitchen scales. You'd spoil them for any future girls Pam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I'm reading this and thinking you are all barking, but the seed of an idea is beginning to sprout in my little brain - what if you filled your bra with meat, say minced beef or something. Wouldn't that weigh a similar amount to live boobies? I dread to think how much mine contribute to my 'enhanced' BMI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I dread to think how much mine contribute to my 'enhanced' BMI I'm sure they enhance your general 'aura' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I'd need to add a gram for my piercing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I think you may be better filling your bra with fat not meat. Speaking for myself of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus Arran Chooks Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 This is hilariuos! Moobs - I love it. OH has bigger Moobs than I have Boobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Fat density is 0.9 g/ml, apparently. You can do a water displacement test to see the volume of each chesticle. Then , you can convert it into pounds by multiplying it by 0.0022 (1 gram = 0.0022 lbs). The number you get should be the weight of each bosom in pounds. So get your buckets, egg cups and calculators out. *lol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Bet your OH told you that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I love the way you have all taken this challenge to heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 When I did the water displacement theory it was quite a shock! I'd love to know how accurate it was though You tried it yet Cookie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I don't think I shall bother - not worth it really - they're 'a handful' (much like me apparently ) and that's all I need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 Well I reckon mine account for a lot of my body weight because when I lift them up, I feel so much lighter. How far do you immerse them in water when doing the displacement test? Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
