Toots Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I know you are a clever bunch so i was wondering is one of you coul help me out! I have purchased a cube to expand up from a mk2. the only problem is i have to wait till a week tomorrow! what i want you lot to devise is a way to speed up time and make it a week tomorroaw already! I have tried the DVD remote control but it's batterys must be too weak! Once it is here the fun can start, book in some ex bats, build the cube, go shopping at chicken breeders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 A quantum physical distortion of time and relativity coupled with a MacKichan software luripotent Sequester for worm/black holes should atrophy time and progressively reverse the Lyophilization. Yup, that should do it! Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toots Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 how do you cope with a destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend21 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 early to bed around 2pm should do it, then up about 2am for 1 hour back to bed 3am, long lie and early to bed yep that sounds right to me Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Ah yes, very common misunderstanding there. A destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge only occurs when the lunar modulating philanstope is in direct consternation with the nueroblastoma Euclidean. See? Seemples! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I appear to be lost, I thought this was the Omlet Forum. Directions back please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Er well, if you take the highway round the quarter section of the roundabout mainline, it should be right there by the interplanetary multi section wayside on the left. Ok Debs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 OK thanks Sandie *Debs wishes she had got maps beyond Great Britain for her sat nav* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 A destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge only occurs when the lunar modulating philanstope is in direct consternation with the nueroblastoma Euclidean. But only on Wednesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 this is when you need one of those cool Back to the Future cars...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poachedegg Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Fab thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 A destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge only occurs when the lunar modulating philanstope is in direct consternation with the nueroblastoma Euclidean. But only on Wednesdays. Yes Egluntyne but obviously only if the said wednesday is in complete and total alignment to the astrologically phonesithetically molecular systemic overflow. Sorry to state the obvious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 A destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge only occurs when the lunar modulating philanstope is in direct consternation with the nueroblastoma Euclidean. But only on Wednesdays. Yes Egluntyne but obviously only if the said wednesday is in complete and total alignment to the astrologically phonesithetically molecular systemic overflow. Sorry to state the obvious Of course. Silly me. But it is important to remember that the above only ever applies if the Royal Family are at Balmoral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Oh well i would have thought that goes without saying Egluntyne, so glad we are in agreement on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Oh well i would have thought that goes without saying Egluntyne, so glad we are in agreement on this one. But there have been pulses when the compressed space-time continuum collides with the frequency of the preceding time wave, resulting in alternate compression and amplification therefore causing echoes in the flux. When this happens, you need to spend a sum approaching infinity and then time will revert to the square of the Hypotenuse. If a major Royal is found WITHIN that square (provided the Square is in a W4 postcode), then the Royal circle is complete and the space-time continuum can reset to zero. If it's a minor Royal, the heirarchy triggers an implosion on the t-axis and is immediately yesterday's news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toots Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 well that clears that up! I am off to B&Q for a really big hammer to un-direct modulating philanstope! to optimise the angular dispersion of hopspotic momentum do you recomend a 6 or 8 picotrappilator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Actually a 7.5 gauge heliotrpoe discombobulator will do the job in half the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Yup, I concur yet again Egluntyne, in actual fact, a 7.5 gauge heliotrpoe discombobulator doing the job in half the time will almost certainly assist the compositoriation of the busnambone axis! When the royals are equal to the astotrophe centre of course. I would ring B&Q first to make sure they have one in stock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 B&Q do an online reserve service *Woo Hoo, I have been able to do something of use whilst lost* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poachedegg Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 *In a Manuel from Fawlty Towers type accent* You crazy people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 *In a Manuel from Fawlty Towers type accent* You crazy people! Why? Would you like me to explain again in proper scientific terms instead of the simple laymans terms used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 *Goes off to the Wanted section to see if a Translator of scientific language can be found* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Dont get lost again Debs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I know I am on pain killers but.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
