Guest Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Very true - all of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Very good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazaddress Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feemcg Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 So true - why DO they do that with the remote!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 spot on BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Spot on - apart from the remote control. It is mine - all mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I thought it was only my OH who had this remote problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Oh! it's no problem ....and woe betide anyone who reads my newspaper to me (or before me in fact ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 The remote control thing is a genetic male trait................and my Son is proof of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Doesn't bother me, I don't watch telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 It might if you had someone constantly flicking through the channels all night while you were trying to concentrate on something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Probably would. When we went to Amsterdam a few years ago, we got to the hotel room, I went to the bathroom while Phil laid on the bed and flicked through all the TV channels. I could tell by the music and 'sound effects' when he found the 24/7 porn channels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Boys huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
