Pro - Does anyone else's nest boxes get soaked in rain?

[Alis girls]

1 If I wanted trendy bed linen with paws on it I would buy it

2 We have a dishwasher for breakfast pots - you are not helping finishing off my Special K

3 Please dont think I like you dribbling down my T shirt

4 Pinning me to the bed is not acceptable - I cant see the telly and drinking tea this way is impossible

5 The dirty washing pile is not a new cat bed

6 Scratching my bed at 6am every morning even at weekends makes me grumpy and bad tempered so dont do it if you dont want something thrown in your way.

7 Mice left outside the back door are not a good garden feature

8 I know you think you are the feline versions of Torville and Dean but skidding past me on the wooden floor is does little for my nerves - what a noise.

9 And last _ I love you both

[chick wiggle]

Awwwww

What a brilliant picture i have of you all now!

[Alis girls]

Yup - mad woman with nerves in shreds and covered in cat hair and dribble bad enough having babies dribbling and puking over you all those yrs ago but cat dribble big no no. But I love them - they just love Thursdays cos I'm off and they have their maid to wait on them hand and foot - I get my own back as theyn hate the hoover - tee hee

[Couperwife]

[coco]

Sounds a bit like out house although I would say the above to my dogs Ozzy and Keira but not the bit about the mice.

[Henslaved]

It's true then, cats don't have owners, they have staff

[scarlettohara]

Totally sympathise with the bed linen, how does the sheet get muddy paw prints at the bottom - they don't get in the bed

[Olly]

Why hasn't someone produced a duvet cover with pawprints on? It would save me so much angst.

 

Can I add:

(10) If you're going to be sick, please do it on the hard floor and not on the rug (outside would be preferable)

(11) The bed is actually mine, not yours, so I'd appreciate it if when I come upstairs after a hard day earning pennies to buy catfood and cleaning up sick, you weren't asleep ON MY PILLOW!

[scarlettohara]

I have picked mine up mid-sick and moved them onto the wooden floor

[Griffin]

I am neither a launch pad nor a climbing frame, especially when your claws are out!

[Alis girls]

Brave woman Scarlet - depsite my occupation I dont do sick human or feline - I really am a wuss - blood,guts hanging out bring it on - vomit - I'm a nurse get me outta here

[dancing cloud]

 

Additions from me:-

 

I really am very grateful for the mousey-bits on the bedroom carpet, even if I don't seem to be when I've just put my foot in them first thing in the morning

 

I can actually be trusted to go to the loo and have a shower all by myself

 

The towel on the hot radiator was mine

 

When I am going out in the snow and ice to earn money to feed you and you are fast asleep on my bed, I promise I will close the front door quietly so as not to disturb you.

 

I know my place!

[mostin]

Love it

[Daphne]

1 If I wanted trendy bed linen with paws on it I would buy it

2 We have a dishwasher for breakfast pots - you are not helping finishing off my Special K

3 Please dont think I like you dribbling down my T shirt

4 Pinning me to the bed is not acceptable - I cant see the telly and drinking tea this way is impossible

5 The dirty washing pile is not a new cat bed

6 Scratching my bed at 6am every morning even at weekends makes me grumpy and bad tempered so dont do it if you dont want something thrown in your way.

7 Mice left outside the back door are not a good garden feature

8 I know you think you are the feline versions of Torville and Dean but skidding past me on the wooden floor is does little for my nerves - what a noise.

9 And last _ I love you both

 

Slight amendment to No5: the clean washing pile is not a new cat bed

 

No13: I know my way to the larder where all the food is kept, you do not need to herd me into it

[Couperwife]

erm, in our house, any item of clothing that isnt hanging up is a potential cat bed

 

what about...

 

I can supply a piece of paper if you need to sit on one, you really dont need to sit on the piece that I am writing on or reading, and you certainly dont need to sit on the exact spot that I am reading

 

cathy

x

[Griffin]

You're quite right, those flowers I put in the vase look much better strewn about the place and with the water all over the table and floor.

[..lay a little egg for me]

I know I need to earn a living to feed you, but sitting in front of the keyboard checking on what I'm writing really isn't helping!

[Minnie&Moose]

Why do you prefer the dirty bath water to fresh, clean water in your bowl?

[furball]

Feel free to continue lying on your side and scratching the side of the stairs step, even though the scratching board is next to you, as i know you prefer the fluffy effect this makes on the stairs carpet.

I know that your mad half hour charging up and down the steps every night and sounding more like a baby elephant than a cat, is your way of checking that we have got youngest darling daughter to sleep properly, even though it's only 5 minutes since she dropped of from your previous mad half hour