Mel (& Paul) Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Get LSH to chauffer you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 You've got to be kidding! Being in the company of giggling chicken keeping women - his eyes would fall out from going ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 We could find somewhere reasonably central, or all converge on Kate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I haven't got THAT much chocolate ! You'd all be very welcome to squeeze into my tiny abode - marginally larger than the Eglu but not as stylish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 You've got to be kidding! Being in the company of giggling chicken keeping women - his eyes would fall out from going ! He could sit with Paul and they could in unison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 We'd be slipping about on eyeballs ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Eeeeeuuuuugh....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I don't think he's got over the July get-together yet has he Kate? Carl's still got the nervous twitch as well as Sheila - how is your OH? - has he recovered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I don't think he's got over the July get-together yet has he Kate? Carl's still got the nervous twitch as well as :?Sheila - how is your OH? - has he recovered? Same thing ....not yet recovered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Such a pity I've missed out on this thread so far, we've got major computer problems and I'm struggling to get on to the forum. This thread is worth the struggle though, I've been giggling all the way through . I do feel qualified to comment though, I did spend all day in Simon's company at Ardingly, and whilst I'd hate the poor guy to start getting paranoid about middle aged women eyeing up his very pert bottom, it was, on occasions, very difficult to resist and that's despite him wearing a very shapeless (and ripped) pair of old cords. He's a really lovely guy though, friendly, easy going etc, but he does happen to have a very nice bottom too. Better not say any more, I'm hoping to be invited to do some more shows, and I don't want them reluctant to have me for fear that I'll spend all day gawping at their bottoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 Kate A, you secret perve you! I know what you mean, though. We could all get together and any OH's who didn't want to join in could go to the pub and roll their eyeballs round there instead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Best admit then that whilst I can definitely admire a shapely young male bottom, these days I'd much prefer watching 5 feathery ones waving at me as they scratch about in the borders. It's a lovely sight to see as I glance out of the kitchen windows The question is, does that confession make me more or less of a perve I do like chubby babies bottoms too, beautiful , but my babies are 12 & 13 now, and would be horrified if I even mentioned bottoms to them, even if skinny, athletic, football playing son has a very pert one indeed I'd be up for an Omlet meet-up sometime, for sure, although the thought of all those eyeballs could be a little off-putting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked Chicken Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Ummmm - nice butt!! Obviously it's naturally pert - if it was clenched the cheeks would go in slightly at the sides. Very nice - what a way to start my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omlet Staff james Posted October 22, 2005 Omlet Staff Share Posted October 22, 2005 This topic just gets better and better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkin Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Can we have a picture of you then James..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I think that's a good idea Chunkin. How about a line up and we have to guess who?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 21 votes so far, by the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Hmmmm, yes, I didn't consider that the sides would dimple in if Simon was clenching. Do you think I could vote again? And what about Kate A. You kept that under your hat didn't you, you secret bottom watcher you.... Did he have the famous boxers on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 We asked for a calendar last year Kate - and look at the trouble we had on that topic then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I like the line-up idea, Kate, but do you remember the hash we all made of trying to identify the Omlet guys from their faces that someone (Motherhen?) posted a few months ago? Judging by the way we all struggled with that one I think we'd all get it totally wrong if all we had was a picture of bottoms to go on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Yes but wouldn't it be FUN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Ummm, if you say so I could happily drool at the picture, thats for sure, but not so sure that I'd be any good at an Omlet bottom ID parade. I suppose I might be able to force myself to participate, just in the spirit of joining in, you understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 That's so brave of you Kate ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Still enjoying the forum James? I would be afraid, VERY afraid - I think they may be planning a calender a la womens institute for you boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...