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"You're all going to hate me".......I do!! I haven't even done my favourite songs yet!! My brain was addled at work trying to think of them, now I've got to think who I'd like for dinner! I was going to put you on my list, but not if you keep thinking up awkward, mind consuming questions! :wink::lol::lol:

 

Mrs B

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That's ok - I have to entertain myself most afternoons - as most of our work is in the mornings. Afternoons I'm back over the road at home doing the phonecalls etc etc & going on here! :lol:

 

Ooooo now who would I have? They'd have to be interesting people!

 

1. Peter Kay - mainly for entertainment value

2. Simon Cowell - as I quite fancy him! We could do a round the table X factor & have a ride in his jet.

3. Duncan Bannatyne - rather like him too & I like the way he says' I'm out 'on Dragons den.

4. Jamie Oliver to cook a healthy but gorgeous dinner & I admire him.

5. Joanna Lumley - She talks posh, but I find her hilarious.

6. Blanche out of Coronation Street -What a Star she is!

7. Julie Andrews - I admire her work & we could all sing doh rey mi !!!! :D

8. Richard Branson - mega rich, but started out with nowt & he could bring one of his hot air balloons with him.

9.Leonardo De Caprio - Mmmm mmm mmmmm!

10. Dawn French - as the Vicar of Dibley - Very funny!

11. Arnold Schwarzenegger - not saying why as I would get moderated!

12. Jim Carey - as he is never ever serious!

 

There that was quite hard actually & I'd also like a full Orchestra round my table! :D

 

Emma.x

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God, in a rush but determined to join in!

1. My mate Emma - calls a spade a spade always good for a laugh

2. OH's mate Paul who is ALWAYS devils advocate

3 and 4. David Bowie and Mick Jagger - they'd have some after dinner stories to tell

5. Gordon Ramsey to help me in the kitchen (Yum yum!)

6. Nelson Mandela just so when I die I could say I'd been inthe same room as him

7. Billy Connolly - really makes me laugh

8. Kate Bush - cos she's mad

9. OH - should have put him first I guess

10. Sean Connery - cos he has got "it" (and yes I know he's really old)

11. .......still thinking about the last two.....

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1. Jamie Cullum, (he can do the music!)

2. James Martin, (he's hot and can help me cook!)

3. Alan Davies, (Just because he's so funny!)

4. Stephen Fry, (He knows too much and can keep everyone quiet whilst I'm taking too long to cook)

5 & 6. Vikki and Dave, (my sister and her boyfriend, just because they're lovely)

7. Adam, (my brother, he'd love to meet those people!)

8. Sarah, (my sister, she would just have fun!)

9 & 10, (Mum and Dad, they'd love to meet everyone!)

11. Ian Rankin, (Mum can talk to him and discuss murder mysteries)

12. Kylie, (Just because she sounds so great!)

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OK, here we go.

One thing I want to point out is that I AM NOT COOKING FOR THIS LOT!!!

 

Stephan Fry - I couldn't think of anyone funnier to listen to

Sean Bean - The reasons are obvious.I will be right off my food :wink:

Hugh FW - I just think hes great.

Ewan McGregor - I admire him as an actor & a biker/traveller

JK Rowling - OK, so shes a little dour, but I would love to talk Harry with her

Bill Bryson - I really love his books & his dry humour

Richard Branson - I totally admire him & think he is a nice bloke

Gwen Stefani - Just to see what mad get up she would be wearing

Anthony Kiedis - A fine figure of a man

Billie Piper - To keep The Hubby happy

Russel Brand - I would like to see if he is the same in real life

Jonathan Ross - Such a witty man - I love him (although that beard must go!)

 

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Bill Bryson - I really love his books & his dry humour

 

I've met him! :D Only because we went to my sister's graduation at Durham where he's chancellor! He's very funny and did a speech made out of 10 things. I can remember three of them.

 

Always be grateful that George Bush will never be your president.

Don't creep up on people and shout boo, as it's not very nice and scares people.

Always remember to go and buy a copy of his brand new book in hardback the first day it's launched!

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i have been pondering this all afternooon

 

1. Jesus - Yes I know technically he is dead, but I have many questions to ask him and he would come in handy if the wine ran out :wink:

 

2. Leonard Cohen - I know he's 'old' but he is still one of the sexiest men on the planet, and a lyrical genius.

 

3. Germaine Greer - witty, intelligent and feisty.

 

4. Stephen Fry - Witty, and very clever, perfect for a dinner party.

 

5. Maureen Lipman - witty clever with great show biz gossip.

 

6. Alan Bennett - Love everything he writes and I LOVE his dry sense of humour

 

7. Jack Nicholson - great actor and handsome beast.

 

8. Ian Rankin - I am a great crime fiction fan, and can't resist a man

in a kilt.

 

9. Billy Connolly - knicker wettingly funny man.

 

10. Maggie Smith - great actress and even more show biz stories.

 

11. DH

 

12. Victoria Wood - funny actually v.funny.

 

 

Now, what to cook for my guests? something with eggs obviously :)

 

 

Tessa

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Hmmm

 

Mine would be:

 

1) Steve Tyler . because i have fancied him since i was 12.

2) Elton John . For Music

3) Nigella Lawson for cooking FAB italian foods

4) Mario testino. The BEST photographer in the world. LOVE HIM

5) trinney and susannah for clothes chat, they could stay the night and we could go shopping the next morning.

6) Tessa Kiros, fab cook and author

7) Julia Roberts.

8) Dick Bruna

9) Prince William

10) My great Grandma

11) My best friend Nicholas Hill who passed away

12) And a Random person off the street

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This is such a hard one! :think: :think:

 

Im inviting folks who have died too :wink::lol:

 

Ok here goes;

 

1. OH

2. My mummy Lillian

3. Maya Angelou - i would die happy if i got to meet her. :D

4. Norman Wisdom - what a talent.

5. Robin Williams - he so makes me laugh!

6. Kurt Cobain - Such a great but troubled man.

7. Louis Theroux - now he could tell some tales!

8. Jack Johnson - for the music of course :wink:

9 & 10. Wallace & Gromit - can you imagine the fun? :lol:

11. Victoria Wood - a great girl from my neck of the woods

12. Jim Henson - the father of Kermit can do no wrong!

 

My list could go on forever but i just dont have a table big enough :lol:

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I can't think of 12 people I would like to have to dinner apart from people that I already know :roll:

 

A dinner party with 12 friends would be perfect. Somewhere relaxed with plenty of opportunity to chat! Alternatively, if I'm allowed to bring people back from the dead, I would love a dinner party for two with my Granny. I would have so much to tell her and ask her about - in fact just thinking about it has made my eyes well up (blame the hormones!)

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1) Steve Tyler . because i have fancied him since i was 12.

2) Elton John . For Music

3) Nigella Lawson for cooking FAB italian foods

4) Mario testino. The BEST photographer in the world. LOVE HIM

5) trinney and susannah for clothes chat, they could stay the night and we could go shopping the next morning.

6) Tessa Kiros, fab cook and author

7) Julia Roberts.

8) Dick Bruna

9) Prince William

10) My great Grandma

11) My best friend Nicholas Hill who passed away

12) And a Random person off the street

 

Can that random person be me please............although you may have to fight me for Steve Tyler :wink::lol:

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1) Steve Tyler . because i have fancied him since i was 12.

2) Elton John . For Music

3) Nigella Lawson for cooking FAB italian foods

4) Mario testino. The BEST photographer in the world. LOVE HIM

5) trinney and susannah for clothes chat, they could stay the night and we could go shopping the next morning.

6) Tessa Kiros, fab cook and author

7) Julia Roberts.

8) Dick Bruna

9) Prince William

10) My great Grandma

11) My best friend Nicholas Hill who passed away

12) And a Random person off the street

 

Can that random person be me please............although you may have to fight me for Steve Tyler :wink::lol:

 

 

 

yes, Yes you may!!!!

 

p.s who edited Your to You're

 

 

????????

 

I know my typing skills and spelling and Grammar are rubbish!!! I get into this weird fast typing frenzy and type so fast that i don't [see that i didn't write dont] seem to notice the mistakes!!!

 

Sorry to all that get fustrated by my rubbish computer skills!

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hmmmmm

 

difficult one

 

i'll see how this goes.

 

1. Kev (well it gotta be hasnt it)

2. Nigel Slater (cos I like him and he cooks real food)

3. Bill Bailey - he makes me laugh

4. David Attenborough (if I can spell his name right)

5. my mum

6. my dad

7. Mark Harmon (plays Gibbs in NCIS)

8. the rest of Queen (for the music - the new guy can come too) - does that count as 4?

12. Bill Bryson

 

 

hmmmm, there are lots of men here.

also include

Kylie

Abbie from NCIS

 

will this do as a weird and wonderful list of people for a dinner party??? :lol::lol::lol:

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when we got invited out folk would say 'would you like to come to dinner on Saturday'. Now we won't re-visit the problems I have with dinner (it's my midday meal, I have my tea in the evenings) but concentrate on the fact that I don't want to go.

 

so I used to say, I don't know if I'll be hungry on Saturday.

 

Of course it didn't matter if it was a different day, I've only picked Saturday as a 'for instance'. It could be a Friday. Or even a day during the week - but that would be even worse as surely "Ooops, word censored!"ody wants to go out and have to be nice to people at a dinner party and then get home late and then go to work the next day.

 

Dinner parties - nightmare scenarios. Spawn of the devil.

 

We didn't get invited a lot after I'd said my bit about not being hungry.

 

Great.

 

I like eating in.

 

Richard No Mates.

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1. Richard - cos he's so funny

 

2. Eric Clapton - music

 

3. Layla (my daughter - she would have to meet Eric)

 

4. OH (of course)

 

5. My writer friend because she makes funny stories out of everything.

 

6. My friend who lives in Australia because I never see her anymore

 

7. Jools Holland (for some more music, its something t do with hands)

 

8. My nan, because I miss her

 

9. Gordon Brown - to annoy OH - and because I like him

 

10. Dr Who (for Layla)

 

11. Captain Jack (for me)

 

12. Nigella Lawson (for the food of course)

 

13. Another omlet forum member (because Richard said no)

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Ok, here goes

 

1 Nelson Mandela - can't even begin to tell you how much I admire this man

2 Robert Cray - he can play blues all night

3 My Gran - loved and missed always

4 My Pa - loved and missed always

5 Alan Titchmarsh - he can sort the garden out

6 The Saw Doctors - 4 of them but they'll have to share a chair

7 George Clooney - getting :oops: at the thought

8 James Herbert

9 Fifi and Tallulah of course!

10 OH - maybe he should be nearer the top?

11 My two big sisters

12 Alex, Debi and Paula - my mates since we were 4!!

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Ok here's mine!

 

Louise Rednapp (Lovely in every way type girl) :wink:

Couperwife (as above) :wink:

Myleene Klass (as above) :wink:

Dawn French - Comedy Genius

Stephen Fry - Comedy Smart asre and he's right kind of genius!

Bill Bailey - Comedy Hobbit God.

Eddie Izzard - Comedy Cross Dressing comedy Hobbit god genius with heels

Michael Palin - Comedy genius, with loads of travel.

Jeremy Clarkson - Top Geezer- Keeps chooks and donkeys.

The Stig - My Older brother.

Frank Whittle - of jet engine fame

Posh Spice - Toothpick

 

Oh gubber I forgot to invite myself! :shock:

 

Kev.

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2. Leonard Cohen - I know he's 'old' but he is still one of the sexiest men on the planet, and a lyrical genius.

 

Pass me you specs Tess....I'm obviously not seeing what you see! :lol:

 

Great list though. No 1 is very funny! :shock::lol:

 

Funny how Stephen Fry crops up on most!

 

I'm still pondering.

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