The Dogmother Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Phil refers to it as lapdancing, but he wouldn't be seen dead on the forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 It wasnt me - sounds dogey to me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I wish I was clever enough to have thought of it....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I'm trying to remember who else has called it that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 Thank goodness I spotted it ! I shall be zapping one of the moderators with my cattle prod when I find out who it was who changed it . Although, actually "lapdance" might be more appropriate. After all, we all know what the little minxes are expecting (but never get ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 And they do waggle their botties at you like seasoned professionals! Stop making me laugh you lot! I keep choking on this cold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Actually Lapdance IS better, isn't it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Tapdancing is good too Kate - it describes the moves they make at the run door when they see me coming down the agrden to let them out They all march from one side to another, over the top of the smaller ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 mine do that too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Oh dear!! That means I'm on to my second suspect.......... Yoohoo, Christian ?? As if I would!!! No, it wasn't me!!! (wish I had spotted it though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Numpty- what you can call yourself if you do something daft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 That's good, we needed an "n"! ("Ooops, word censored!"ody told me I would have to give up my day job when I started this thread .) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 That's good, we needed an "n"! ("Ooops, word censored!"ody told me I would have to give up my day job when I started this thread .) I could do it for you, as I have nothing better to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronze Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Orpingtons- name for a well endowed woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 gribblies - the stuff you find still stuck to your patio after the girls have finished eating "garden life" ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 gribblies - the stuff you find still stuck to your patio after the girls have finished eating "garden life" ! Also snot Laura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessa the Duchess Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 'bok bok' sound of alarm made by chickens. Tessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Lapdance - the amazing movement of female hips to attract a mate Who edited my posting to say Tapdance . I did NOT do this!!! Own up or im sure Kate will be after you with her cattle prod! (Vital prop) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 ooooh I have an M for you Mammoths - Furry crocs for winter chicken keepers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Eglooney - Someone who starts off with 1 Eglu,but then starts collecting them erm...... Also spends very large amounts of money to get "rare" eglus in yellow or brown I go and have a little kip and I come back to pages and pages......... Funny how some threads capture the Omleteers collective imagination innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Q is for Quails - see Martin for how to care for them (or prepare them for lunch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Z is for Zoo - See Martin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 untechnonumpty = person who is very familar with technology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 (edited) Aha, I was just going to say we need j, u, v, y ! and x! Edited January 4, 2008 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronze Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 j- John Lewis steamer , need I say more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
