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My parents did their own sort out. All their stuff is now boxed in a third of a garage. Except of course all their stuff overseas and I doubt they'll pop their clogs over their. They used to be hoarders but I'm hoping when they come back they'll carry on their streamlined life.

My Grandfather was a terrible hoarder boxes and containers all labelled just in case..... I wonder if its a throw back from the war when you just couldnt afford to waste anything.

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when we moved my grandad a good twenty years ago - he was an agile and spritely 60 somthing, but you know us Greeks, all hands to the deck - he had a whole drawer full (and I am talking bedroom chest of drawers) of... CORKS!!! :roll:

 

I have no idea why :lol:

 

and how has a 9 page thread about big knockers developed into a thread about hoarding .... only on Omlet I'm sure. Mind you , just how did we manage to fill up nine pages on knickers anyway

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I know this is a family forum....and at the risk of being moderated......what about zips? I mean....a moments inattention and......well....it doesn't bear thinking about. :?:lol:

 

One of my male colleagues when I was a teacher found a little boy in the toilets who had had this exact problem - what do you do?!!!?! (I can't actually remember what happened)

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My Mum had to deal with one of those when she was the 'lady in the office' at our infant school.

 

Poor wee lad was rather more stuck than Tessa describes - a quick yank might have caused a major haemmorage.

 

She put ice on it, comforted the child as much a possible, called an ambulance and child's parents.

 

At Casualty they administered a general anaesthetic and dismantled the zip before stitching him up.

 

:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:

 

i'm crossing my legs just thinking about it and I don't even have one of those to trap in my zip!

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