PurpleHen Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hope you all don't mind this - or the language - but it did make me laugh......... (Mods - pls feel free to moderate if necessary, I realise this forum is open to all ages so put more stars in than the original version!) A bear a lion and a chicken are talking about who's the hardest. The bear says " when l roar the whole forset shakes" The lion says "when l roar the whole jungle shakes" The chicken says "all l have to do is cough and the whole world s****s itself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 ROFL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 ROFL too ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 - cheers up a rainy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley-Jean Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken on a mission Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Thats spooky. I got told that one last night by someone that doesn't know I keep chooks. Made me laught though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 brilliant!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 My husband just sent this to me today, though his version is slightly different and doesn't require *******! A bear, a lion and a chicken are sitting talking about who is the hardest. The bear says, "when I bellow the whole forest trembles with fear." The lion says, "when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear." The chicken says, "when I sneeze the whole world goes mad!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soufflé Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Someone sent me a text message which said "Avian flu has reached the UK. Apparently it is attacking rough old birds first. Are you alright?" What a flippin' cheek! Made me laugh tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I got that too. It took me ages to get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 This is my fave...apologies if anyone has seen it before "Does anyone know the symptoms of bird flu,because I've been feeling peckish all day" Boom,Boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleHen Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 They must be doing the rounds, as I got both of those too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
