lisa33 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Why did the chicken cross the road? ????...... DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens . GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone. GRANDPA : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 And there I was thinking 'not another chicken crossing the road' joke... A thousand apologies... that was very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 V. funny........Who is Al Sharpton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessa the Duchess Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 V. funny........Who is Al Sharpton? He's one of those shouty evangelical type preacher guys, who are also involved in political matters of the racial variety. If you have ever read 'The Bonfire of the Vanities' by Tom Wolfe, the preacher in that story is supposed to be based on Mr. Sharpton. Tessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitchHazel Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 THanks for giving me a Monday morning Smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbaraJ Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 That was good thanks especially liked the Dr Seuss one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Just the smile I need today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Very funny ... yes, I too thought it was going to be another 'why did ... ' joke, I wish I'd read it earlier now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Very amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlass Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 heeeheee Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckov Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 <--------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 very good (Chuckov's pic makes it funnier ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjules Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Dear ol' Chris Evans had a boffin on at 5.30ish 2nite, who anwered the which came 1st, chicken or egg question!!: I nearly rang him and sent him to this thread, this is much funnier, and more interesting!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...