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[Rhapsody]

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees'!

What powerful rivers'!

'What beautiful animals'! He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his

shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

 

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God'!!!

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

 

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?

 

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian'?

 

'Very Well,' said the voice.

 

The light went out.

 

The sounds of the forest resumed.

 

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

 

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen'.

[little chickadee]

[Laura & CTB]

Brilliant

[Helly Welly]

[Paola]

Very good

[lisa33]

 

Very good.

[LisaP]

Brilliant

 

Lisa P

[Chickvic]

Love it!

[fionne]

Brilliant

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I love it

[Hen Huggers R Us]

Superb Made us laugh lots, made my day, especialy after the start I had, I innocently left my cloggies on the mat before I went into the conservatory, only then return quickly after Kath was laughing at what one of the girls had left inside one of them for me (large morning poo) , so yes this brightened my day thanks!!

[Cooks]

priceless