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You'd be surprised, I once had a wasp in my knickers all day :shock:

 

I got home from a busy day at work and was getting changed when this dozy wasp wriggled out of the waitband of my pants. It gave me a shock i can tell you I am quite scared of stinging things. It must have been there since it was on the washing line and was probably nearly dead, it must have lost it's sting I presume :shock:

 

I also got stung by one last year that flew up my skirt in the garden. :x

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And she thought it was her mobile, does she keep that in her bra then??

 

She might have though.... don't laugh (well, OK you can then) when I have my mobile in the back pocket of my jeans and it vibrates, I can feel it at the *ahem* front of my jeans rather than the back! Don't all call me at once!!!!

 

(it's on my desk at the moment :wink: )

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Being of ample bosom myself I often keep my mobile in my bra :oops: as I can't always hear it ring when it's in my handbag. I do sometimes get odd looks when it rings :lol:

 

However I can't imagine not noticing a bat in my bra when I put it on :shock:

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:lol::lol::lol:

 

I have a bat colony living in various roosts around the house 8)

 

Cats occasionally catch one and bring it in they are lovely but you are not supposed to handle them you have to be trained and licenced to do it :shock:

 

I don't suppose I'll get prosecuted for removing them from the cats jaws though :roll:

 

When you let them go you have to almost drop them in mid air to simulate them falling out of the roost entrance :lol:

 

you can also catch rabies from some bats (I am vaccinated) so you shouldn't really handle them :shock:

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seriously sat here laughing my head off at you lot :lol::lol::lol:

 

talking of bats, went to Shepreth Wildlife Park today and went in the fruit bat enclosure, ... I didn't like it when they flew past my face inches away... :(

 

I still dont get how she missed a bat in her bra though... I mean wouldn't it be wriggling an awful lot?? more than a vibration type feeling... ahem.. from a mobile?? how did she not feel it?? they are a different feel to silk/lace/satin :lol:

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I bet she was itching and prodding at her bra wondering what that feeling was, I bet she got some very strange looks... but she reached in her bra and pulled out a bat which went under the desk to hide?? does that mean she reached in her bra in full sight of everyone?? :lol:

 

the mind boggles, I just wish I had been there for the full entertainment factor. 8)

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OH is intregued by the removal of the bat too :?:roll:

 

I am forever losing things down my cleavage :roll:

Pens,coins,bits of pasta :roll::lol:

Must say I would be delighted to find a bat down there 8)

:?:lol:

Is it like when miscellaneous things keep vanishing and turning up in my sofa?! :wink:

 

I must admit I like bats. Didn't know you released them by dropping in mid-air :shock: If it makes them happy........ :D

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