Snowy Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape. 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Sincerely, The Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Love it! A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 So cruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mot336 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Great, I'm off to try this right away.... returns dripping wet five mins later Does anyone have the number of an emergency plumber? and on an unrelated note - where do sewers go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Reminds me I must remember to bath my cats tomorrow ! But I'll stick to the laundry room sink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumpty Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Very wicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Scrambled - I love the way you added about the broken leg as a bit of an afterthought as if getting covered in toilet water was worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Very funny My children thought so too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel19 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Lol, why on earth did she not just put the lid down on the toilet to stand on it!!! Can't imagine the embarassment of being in A & E and having to explain how it happened lol. Both my cats have fallen in the toilet of their own doing at some stage - silly animals! That and the bath - could never understand it either seeing as they were actually adults and not kittens at the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 My youngest cat, Dave, drinks out of the toilet. I kept wondering what the little dirty round marks were and I caught him at it one day I've now got those liquid things that hang over the edge of the toilet and I don't think he bothers, well I hope he doesn't as I don't suppose it will do him much good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omletina Kyckling Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 That is hilarious, wonder why my cats just made a swift exit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Thanks Snowy, its going to be so much easier bathing my cat, I usually go to such lengths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Brill!! I only get rude ones I dare not post!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubereglu Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Very funny-In think this would be the approach my brother would take if he still had to look after the cat the came with his old house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancing cloud Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Many thanks! Sending this to all the cat owners at work - it's not been a good day so far and this should bring a smile or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Weeeeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 How have I missed this? Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlass Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 ROFL Can think of a few of my cat owning friends who will love that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
