chickenanne Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I'm feeling very grumpy (have a mouth ulcer and am hungry...). So, give me your best (non-personal or will cry!) insults I'll start: Your nose smells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I am grumpy & have a mouth ulcer too - right on that bit of skin which attatches your tongue to your lower jaw. AND I have to go to a meeting at a college tonight, AND its raining,AND I will need to cook when I get back. I am not doing the insult thing tho, as I may get carried away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Your eyes are like pools - cesspools. Don't let a mouth ulcer put you off eating, you can suck chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night. Sorry, best i could do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenanne Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 The ulcer doesn't really put me off eating, it just REALLY ANNOYS ME !!!!! And so does having to stay late at work . Chickvic: that's pretty good. I wish my teeth SDID come out at night, then I wouldn't have a mouth ulcer (or maybe I would? Dunno) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Your so fat, when you forget your mobile number, the weighing scales remind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I may be drunk but tomorrow you will still be ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel19 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off! or You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 you have a face like a bulldog licking wee wee (normally a stronger word is inserted there!) off a thistle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You are so fat, when you walk backwards, you beep! (like when a truck is reversing..) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You have as much uptop as a bungalow sorry I don't really know any insults. I live a very sheltered life I hope your ulcer gets better soon. I've had a couple myself the last couple of weeks and the end of my tongue is quite sore at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You are so fat NASA classed you as an orbiting planet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 you have a face a dog wouldnt lick (has anyone else noticed that Fred is really good at these ) cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmyCustard Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You've got a face like a melted welly?! Kimmy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You're a sandwich short of a picnic? Some good ones - I must remember these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You're so stupid, you sold the car for petrol money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You are so fat NASA classed you as an orbiting planet! Got something against fat people Fred? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I hope none of these insults offend anyone..... Yours truly Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 You are so fat NASA classed you as an orbiting planet! Got something against fat people Fred? Of course not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I hope none of these insults offend anyone..... Yours truly Harry. p.s. and his dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenanne Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 FREDERICK! You are frighteningly good at these.... I'm shocked, always thought you were a nice person, too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
