Friday joke

The Dogmother · February 20, 2009

Sent to me by a bloke

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my truck
over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened

the tool box.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear

of my truck facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't

believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and

private parts to the approaching drivers.

I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing

down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started

backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It

wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell

he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?"

"My truck has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the hell are those obscene card board men doing here by

the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,

"Hello-o-o-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"