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kitbag Chatty Chicken

kitbag

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curves NOT skinny

dogs NOT cats

reading NOT tv

heels NOT flats

hot water bottle NOT electric blanket / central heating

baths NOT showers (sorry all you eco-warriors out there - i dont have baths very often, promise!)

drowned in custard NOT custard on the side!

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smithy36 Chicken Eggspert

smithy36

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OMG i love this!

 

chickens not cats/dogs

comfortable not showy

touched up not made up

cuddles not hot water bottles

eggs not bacon

blue pen not black

soduko not crossword

wine not therapist

friends not strangers

love not fighting

tea not coffee

cake not crisps

children not cars

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Bassett Chicken Eggspert

Bassett

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Boden not Next

Dogs not Cats

Radio 4 not Radio 1

Radio not TV

The Times not The Sun

Walking not Driving

Chocolates not Sweets

Positive not Negative

Tea not Coffee

Cold bedroom not Warm bedroom

Outside not Inside

Fresh Air not Central Heating

Spring Bulbs not bedding plants

Garden plants not houseplants

Family Life not Me Time

Diamonds not Pearls

Loo Roll hanging at Front not down the back

Internet Shopping not Shopping in person

Laughter not Tears

Ballads not Rap

Black not Brown

Own Name not being named after someone else

Countryside not Coast

Wild Birds not caged birds

Rabbits not Guineas

Shower Room not Wet Room

Small groups not large parties

English not Maths

Fiction not non-fiction

Grapes not apples

Careful hanging out to dry not ironing

Big pants not thongs

V-neck not round neck

Denby mugs not fine china

Red Wine not White

fitted sheets not flat

Air drying not tumbling

shower not bath

Friends not Enemies

Cobs not Thoroughbreds

Spring not Summer

Playing not Housework!

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..lay a little egg for me Chatty Chicken

..lay a little egg for me

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Boden not Next

Dogs not Cats

Radio 4 not Radio 1

Radio not TV

The Times not The Sun

Walking not Driving

Chocolates not Sweets

Positive not Negative

Tea not Coffee

Cold bedroom not Warm bedroom

Outside not Inside

Fresh Air not Central Heating

Spring Bulbs not bedding plants

Garden plants not houseplants

Family Life not Me Time

Diamonds not Pearls

Loo Roll hanging at Front not down the back

Internet Shopping not Shopping in person

Laughter not Tears

Ballads not Rap

Black not Brown

Own Name not being named after someone else

Countryside not Coast

Wild Birds not caged birds

Rabbits not Guineas

Shower Room not Wet Room

Small groups not large parties

English not Maths

Fiction not non-fiction

Grapes not apples

Careful hanging out to dry not ironing

Big pants not thongs

V-neck not round neck

Denby mugs not fine china

Red Wine not White

fitted sheets not flat

Air drying not tumbling

shower not bath

Friends not Enemies

Cobs not Thoroughbreds

Spring not Summer

Playing not Housework!

 

Agree with almost all of these except I would have coffee not tea and like both brown and black equally!

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chickencam SUPER CHICKEN!!!

chickencam

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Cornwall not Cheltenham

Coast not inland ( can you tell I am missing my holiday last week yet)? :lol:

Sunshine not grey skies

Cats not Dogs

School holidays not termtime

Savoury not sweet

Radio not TV

Washing drying on the line not Chinese laundry

Book not film

Cereal not toast

Hot drinks not cold (except for beer and wine on a hot summers day) :lol:

Ironed not crumpled

Warm not cold

Woodburner not gas fire

Flowers, veg and chickens not lawn

Older children not toddler

Rock and pop not classical

Colour not white

Jeans not skirts

Flats not heels

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Clash City Rocker All Knowing Superchicken

Clash City Rocker

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Cash not Credit

English not British

Gin not Gym

Sky not BBC

Worcester City FC not Worcester Warriers RFC

White not Red

Boxing Day not Christmas Day

Boobs not Bums

Sturdy not Skinny

Vinyl not CD

Chinese not Indian

Ketchup not Fruity

Fry-up not Cereals

Ironing not Hoovering

Green & Blacks not Ben & Jerrys

Late nights not Early Mornings

Cash not Vouchers

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Guest

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Heels not flats

Latte not Cappucino

Waitrose not Tesco

Chickens not rabbits

5* not camping

Crocs not Uggs

Bluewater not Lakeside

Karen Millen not Primark

Early mornings not late nights

Recycle not landfill

home made not shop bought

jam not marmalade

chips not mash

gardens not driveways

grass not concrete

Nuclear not coal

Cars not bikes

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Yorkshire Pudding Chatty Chicken

Yorkshire Pudding

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Home made not ready made

 

jeans not posh frocks

 

walking boots not Crocs

 

Free range not caged

 

Wood fire not central heating

 

Cuddled up with the kids not out on the town

 

line dried not tumble dried

 

school holidays not term time

 

builders tea not fizzy pop

 

sunshine not showers

 

scrubbed not manicured

 

long walks not long drives

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