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All I Need To Know In Life I learned From My Chickens

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All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From My Chickens

 

by Michaele Oleson

 

 

Wake up early, stay busy

Rest when you need to, but always stay alert

Visit you favourite places every day

Scratch out a living

Routine is good

Plump is good

Don't ponder your purpose in life - your brain is too small

Accept the pecking order and know you enemies

Weed your garden

Look after your children

- Sit on them if necessary

- Take them for walks, show them the little things and talk constantly

Make a nice nest - share it with friends

Brag on your accomplishments

Protect your nest egg

Test your wings once in a while

Squawk when necessary

As you age, demand respect

Leave a little something for those who care about you

Chase butterflies

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That's really good Mark, and I like the poster too. My favourite bit is the part where it says sit on your children if necessary. I feel I may be all over the tabloids whilst in the middle of some awful court case involving child cruelty if I did that! Even so, sounds so awfully tempting. :D

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That's really good Mark, and I like the poster too. My favourite bit is the part where it says sit on your children if necessary. I feel I may be all over the tabloids whilst in the middle of some awful court case involving child cruelty if I did that! Even so, sounds so awfully tempting. :D

I hope "Ooops, word censored!"ody thinks I wrote that little ditty........It was written by Michaela Oleson. I'm just NOT that clever. :oops:

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