New hens not going into Eglu Go Up

[Scramble]

:lol:

That's good!

[Space Chick]

I'm scared off them all, and strangely put off my treacle tart!

[Scramble]

this will cheer you up

 

 

I know it did for me, I put it in my sig

x

[Space Chick]

Thanks Scramble - Thats Fab

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Aw, that's cute .

[Valkyrie]

Love those devilishly good smileys - could almost hear the mwahhaahaa's in a deep baritone.

Aww iddle cootie ticken. I keep expecting an egg to pop out.

[Janty]

I go off the forum for a little while and look what you lot have done...PAGE 43.

 

[Alis girls]

ES and I've just boogied round kitchen with the steak tenderiser which he bashed in time to muzac. Noisettes was very good to tenderise meat too. so boogie while u cook. i shook worcester sauce and lemon juice with tops on of course or I;d be cleaning now- sort of cocktail style. great fun - cat made a dash for garden try it u might like it

[Looney]

Bopping whilst cooking, great stuff

 

I used to do a little bopping along to the music on the radio when I worked on a production line (my first job after leaving school). The boss, who didn't like me*, made my line manager stop me dancing as apparently I was too cheerful and obviously not working hard enough

 

*she was a horrible, evil dragon and especially disliked me after I smacked her in the face with a flat-packed cardboard box and then laughed rather too much, to the point of tears running down my face. Well, she crept up behind me so it was her fault and she looked like someone had shoved a lemon in her gob! They didn't renew my contract after 3 months

 

Anyway, back to dancing

[Helly Welly]

I just read that a great way of getting extra exercise is to march on the spot whilst brushing your teeth. It's quite good fun actually.

 

I haven't been on all week and can't believe how much ou lot rabbit on about nothing. Only joking, honest, don't let me be the thread killer as punishment.

[emily95]

Saving you Helly Welly

What can we do at our party tonight then? How about Eurovision rehearsals?

Emily

xxx

[Scramble]

OOh, yes let's sing about chickens

[emily95]

Oooh yes!

And eglus!

Emily

xxx

[Scramble]

Oh, Eglu it's your time,

yes it's your time,

to show them what you're made of...

 

[Scramble]

I fell in love with an eeg-luuuuuuuu

even though it's expensive

'cause it's cool

and coo-mes in

ma-any coll-ourrrs

[Scramble]

Baby you're perfect for me

You are my gift from heaven

This is the greatest story

Of all times

We met like in a movie

So meant to last forever

And what you're doing to me

Feels so fine

 

Angel, I wake up and live my dreams

Endlessly

Crazy for you!

 

Can you feel the rhythm in my heart

The beat's going Düm Tek Tek

 

We don't even have to change the words to sing about an Eglu to the Turkey song!

[Space Chick]

 

You've gone 1 step further this time Scramble!!

 

Maybe we should go back to the Abba entry of old for inspiration:

 

EEgglluu, how does it feel by my garden wall,

EEgglluu promise you'll love chicks for ever more

EEgglluu couldn't have a wood house if I wanted to

Eeggllu knowing my chooks need to be with you

Wo Wo Wo Wo, Eegglluu finally got a new eegglluu

[emily95]

Great work guys!

I'll think of something when i can get my brain in gear.

Emily

xxx

[Chickvic]

Karaoke! I think I'll just listen because if I start singing the whole forum would clear

[Scramble]

I like that!

Sorry, I seem to be stuck in changing the euro 2009 songs to chicken related ballad!

 

Mamo, you say you want an eglu

Mamo, you say you want some chickens

 

ooh Iceland!

You say you really know me

You're not afraid to show me

how many chickens you can hold

So tell me bout the rumours

are they only rumours?

are they only lies?

Falling out of a perfect dream, coming out of the blue (eglu)

 

 

Is it true?

 

I leave now

 

Lets move to Abba again

 

[Space Chick]

How about a Bucks Fizz inspired one.

 

You got to set it up

and then you need to run around

Cause if you believe your chooks

Gonna hit the top, you want a Walk in run

Until you find that you have the cash

You're Making your mind up

 

Don't let your indecision, take you from behind,

Trust in Egluntines vision, don't let others change your mind

Hows about that?

[Scramble]

That's brilliant!

[Helly Welly]

OH is giving me funny looks, wondering why i can't stop giggling.

 

I wish i could emulate your talents but it would take me at least a day to come up with the first line.

[Looney]

Loving the chicken songs definitely a Eurovision song clucktest evening tonight

 

Can't think of any to add, I'll leave it to you guys...in the meantime I'll keep doing the funky chicken

[Alis girls]

In the tune of "waterloo" Abba again

Eg-lu never defeated you've won the war

Eglu promised to love ya 4 ever more dum de dumdum dum

Eglu - can't afford one now if i wanted too

Eglu promise I'll get one when I got some dough da de da de dah

eglu knowing my chicks wanna be in u ....

 

then "Money money money"

money money money

its not funny

in an egluless world

money money money

never funny in an egluless world aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

I work all night i work all day

I'll get some chucks one day

Omlet I'm sad

I cant afford my chucks yet, but rest assured I'll have some yet

Omlet i'm sad

 

If I got me a wealthy guy

My OH would ask me why

I want to fool around with other men

I'd say I just want a hen...... da da

Money money money etc