Helly Welly Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 :lol: These are just brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Mamma Mia someone had to do it Here I go again I want a-a-a-an E-eglu Oh since the day we me-et... Blue since the day we parted Why, why did I ever let you go? Mamma mia, now I really know, My my, I could never let you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Bravo Scramble Bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Another one to the tune of Waterloo by Abba ..... My, my, at Omlet shop online my card surrendered Oh yeah, and now I've bought a blue eglu in quite a similar way The chicken book on the shelf Is always repeating itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Brave ANH bravo (to quote Debsl ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus Arran Chooks Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Chook a teeta you and I know You lay eggs so that I can fry one In your Eglu so warm You've become one to rely on How I love to see you like this Strutting round clucking, free-ranging Dust bathing in the sun Scratching, grape eating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Such talented Omleteers - we'll win Eurovision next year without a doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Nutella and toast on screen moment there followed by coughing to the tune of "take a chance on me" Yes I'm all alone in my chuck free zone Omlet I'm still free no eggs for tea Gonna do my very best to raise the dosh# It'll put me to the test cos I'm not posh Yes i'm chuck free want my own eggs for tea ooh you can send me an eglu man in his little lorry to set up my eglu he'll even get a cuppa no he wont be sorry I;,m a big chicken fan Oh so much that i wanna do even save my chicken poo its magic put it on me compost heap for lots of veg to reap# its magic oh I cant let go want some chickens soooooooooo I wont change my mind cos love is blind omlet I'm chuck free take a chance on me got me cat, buns and fish that i love so adore but want some feathered friends and eggs by the scoore now fades out to wailing by NCY! I bet the writers of Mamma Mia are nashing their teeth in fury at the changing of their lyrics by us lot. We could make our own film - just need a title. sure someone will come up with something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 99 ex red batts. You and I in a little field Buy a bag of corn with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn 'Til one by one they were gone Back at base, the eglus ready Flash the message, something's out there Floating in the summer sky Ninety-nine red ex batts go by. Eggs for tea. Clucking away I don't know what I'm to say Lay it anyway today's another day to find you Laying away I'll be coming for you eggs O.K. Eggs for tea Eggs for tea They'll be gone in a sarnie or two So needless to say I need some hens today But that's me, boking away Slowly learning that hens are O.K. Eggs for tea I like them better when they are runny! Bok, bok, bok , bok, bok bok bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok bok, bok, bok, bok,bok, bok. Sitting on an egg. Johnny wants a hen that boks Unions been on strike Hes down on his luck...its tough, so tough Tina works at Tesco all day Working for her man, she brings home her pay For chooks for chooks She says weve got to hold on to what weve got cause it doesnt make a difference If we get an eglu or not Weve got each other and thats a lot For chooks - well give it a shot Chorus: Whooah, were half way there Woo hoo sitting on our nest egg Take my hand and well make it - I swear Sittin on an egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Very good Claire . You must've been up all night penning that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I can't believe how talented you all are, i'm very impressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 "Tragedy" (obviously!) by the BeeGees Tragedy When the eggs have gone and you can't go on (baking) It's tragedy When the chickens squark and you dont know why It's hard to bear With neighbours closeby you're Havin' to move Tragedy When you find those lice and you got no spray It's tragedy When the redmite come and you dont know why It's hard to bear With no medication you're Goin crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Hens for nothing and chooks of fate for free. Now look at them chickens thats the way you do it You pay omlet with your credit card That aint workin thats the way you do it Hens for nothin and chooks of fate for free Now that aint workin thats the way you do it Lemme tell ya them chooks aint dumb Maybe get red mite in your eglu Maybe get lice on your bum. We gotta install walk in runs Custom omlet deliveries We gotta move these cubes We gotta move these colour eglus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ClaireG Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 This is more fun than packing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 After the vet trip this morning all I can offer is Abba again: Slipping through my fingers all the time I try to get Apache every minute The frustration in it Slipping through my fingers all the time Do I really see whats in her mind Each time I think I'm close to grabbing She's caught me napping Slipping through my fingers all the time And she has been given a clean bill of health too (just finish the eye drops) whoohoo! And I'm off dancing again. PS Just been catching up on the lyrics - absolutely brill - er, OH is entertaining some work people and so far all they've heard (apart from "stop flapping I'm doing your eye anyway), followed a little later by howling and wheezing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 You can see I have escaped the chores: Beach Boys: There's a box where I can go and take up half the day In my cube, in my cube In this box I block out any other hens who want to lay In my cube, in my cube Do my dreaming and my scheming Lie awake and lay Do my bokking and my clucking Squawk at yesterday Now it's dark and I'm all squashed Up against my friend In my cube, in my cube In my cube, in my cube I know I'm not alone,in our cube I'm off to do the ironing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Wow, wonderful singing there Koojie (hope OH business meeting went OK with you singing there...), love the lyrics on the Beach boys one. As well as appluding your singing, I'm posting to save you posting 3 in a row, or even being a thread killer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Briiliant - what stars - only 1 query ClaireG - what is "bok bok bok" is it a chicken noise. sorry not an owner so somewhat ignorant. I wish I could write songs - I can only do silly I'm afraid - to write poignant lyrics like Robbie would be wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Yes, bok is the noise they make. They make much more of a bok than a cluck sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Well, in work today, I found myself distracted thinking of new lyrics, I come on here to realise that Chicken Lyrics are definitely catching on!!! Well done everyone Whilst telling my friend I'm looking for a chicken breeder that has blue/green egg layers, I came up with this one........ Inspired by Gina G's Eurovision Entry heres: Oh ah just a little chick Oh a a little chick more Oh ah just a little chick I went for two Came back with four! Oh ah just a little chick Oh ah a little chick more Oh ah just a little chick Some nice blue eggs Is what I'm looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 More, more, encore, encore!!! I just sang some of these to DD, she was in stitches and now has hiccups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I think we need a video of you singing them . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Just had another one come in to tune of "In the navy" In the Eglu your chucks can reat at ease in the eglu they never will get fleas! in the eglu safe from Mr Fox in the eglu better than a box In the Eglu your girls will lay each day in the eglu free range all the way in the eglu inthe eglu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
