Wanted - Eglu Cube Mk1 Roosting Bars

[Helly Welly]

:lol:

 

These are just brilliant

[Scramble]

 

Mamma Mia someone had to do it

Here I go again

I want a-a-a-an E-eglu

Oh since the day we me-et...

Blue since the day we parted

Why, why did I ever let you go?

Mamma mia, now I really know,

My my, I could never let you go.

[Space Chick]

Bravo Scramble Bravo

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Another one to the tune of Waterloo by Abba .....

 

My, my, at Omlet shop online my card surrendered

Oh yeah, and now I've bought a blue eglu in quite a similar way

The chicken book on the shelf

Is always repeating itself

[chick wiggle]

Brave ANH bravo

 

(to quote Debsl )

[Plum]

[Angus Arran Chooks]

Chook a teeta you and I know

You lay eggs so that I can fry one

In your Eglu so warm

You've become one to rely on

How I love to see you like this

Strutting round clucking, free-ranging

Dust bathing in the sun

Scratching, grape eating...

 

[Chickvic]

Such talented Omleteers - we'll win Eurovision next year without a doubt

[Alis girls]

Nutella and toast on screen moment there followed by coughing

to the tune of "take a chance on me"

 

Yes I'm all alone

in my chuck free zone

Omlet I'm still free

no eggs for tea

 

Gonna do my very best

to raise the dosh#

It'll put me to the test

cos I'm not posh

 

Yes i'm chuck free

want my own eggs for tea

 

ooh you can send me an eglu man

in his little lorry

to set up my eglu

he'll even get a cuppa

no he wont be sorry

I;,m a big chicken fan

 

Oh so much that i wanna do

even save my chicken poo

its magic

put it on me compost heap

for lots of veg to reap#

its magic

 

oh I cant let go

want some chickens soooooooooo

 

 

I wont change my mind

cos love is blind

omlet I'm chuck free

take a chance on me

got me cat, buns and fish

that i love so adore

but want some feathered friends

and eggs by the scoore

 

now fades out to wailing by NCY!

 

 

I bet the writers of Mamma Mia are nashing their teeth in fury at the changing of their lyrics by us lot. We could make our own film - just need a title. sure someone will come up with something.

[ClaireG]

99 ex red batts.

 

You and I in a little field

Buy a bag of corn with the money we've got

Set them free at the break of dawn

'Til one by one they were gone

Back at base, the eglus ready

Flash the message, something's out there

Floating in the summer sky

Ninety-nine red ex batts go by.

 

 

 

Eggs for tea.

 

Clucking away

I don't know what I'm to say

Lay it anyway

today's another day to find you

Laying away

I'll be coming for you eggs O.K.

 

 

Eggs for tea

Eggs for tea

They'll be gone

in a sarnie or two

 

 

So needless to say I need some hens today

But that's me, boking away

Slowly learning that hens are O.K.

Eggs for tea

I like them better when they are runny!

 

 

Bok, bok, bok , bok, bok bok

bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok

bok, bok, bok, bok,bok, bok.

 

 

Sitting on an egg.

 

Johnny wants a hen that boks

Unions been on strike

Hes down on his luck...its tough, so tough

Tina works at Tesco all day

Working for her man, she brings home her pay

For chooks for chooks

 

She says weve got to hold on to what weve got

cause it doesnt make a difference

If we get an eglu or not

Weve got each other and thats a lot

For chooks - well give it a shot

 

Chorus:

Whooah, were half way there

Woo hoo sitting on our nest egg

Take my hand and well make it - I swear

Sittin on an egg.

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Very good Claire . You must've been up all night penning that .

[Helly Welly]

I can't believe how talented you all are, i'm very impressed

[Ain't Nobody Here]

"Tragedy" (obviously!) by the BeeGees

 

Tragedy

When the eggs have gone and you can't go on (baking)

It's tragedy

When the chickens squark and you dont know why

It's hard to bear

With neighbours closeby you're

Havin' to move

Tragedy

When you find those lice and you got no spray

It's tragedy

When the redmite come and you dont know why

It's hard to bear

With no medication you're

Goin crazy

[ClaireG]

Hens for nothing and chooks of fate for free.

 

Now look at them chickens thats the way you do it

You pay omlet with your credit card

That aint workin thats the way you do it

Hens for nothin and chooks of fate for free

Now that aint workin thats the way you do it

Lemme tell ya them chooks aint dumb

Maybe get red mite in your eglu

Maybe get lice on your bum.

 

We gotta install walk in runs

Custom omlet deliveries

We gotta move these cubes

We gotta move these colour eglus.

[Ain't Nobody Here]

[ClaireG]

This is more fun than packing

[Valkyrie]

After the vet trip this morning all I can offer is Abba again:

 

Slipping through my fingers all the time

I try to get Apache every minute

The frustration in it

Slipping through my fingers all the time

Do I really see whats in her mind

Each time I think I'm close to grabbing

She's caught me napping

Slipping through my fingers all the time

 

And she has been given a clean bill of health too (just finish the eye drops) whoohoo!

And I'm off dancing again.

 

PS Just been catching up on the lyrics - absolutely brill - er, OH is entertaining some work people and so far all they've heard (apart from "stop flapping I'm doing your eye anyway), followed a little later by howling and wheezing.

[Valkyrie]

You can see I have escaped the chores:

 

Beach Boys:

 

There's a box where I can go and take up half the day

In my cube, in my cube

In this box I block out any other hens who want to lay

In my cube, in my cube

 

Do my dreaming and my scheming

Lie awake and lay

Do my bokking and my clucking

Squawk at yesterday

 

Now it's dark and I'm all squashed

Up against my friend

In my cube, in my cube

In my cube, in my cube

I know I'm not alone,in our cube

 

I'm off to do the ironing.

[Sheilaz]

Wow, wonderful singing there Koojie (hope OH business meeting went OK with you singing there...), love the lyrics on the Beach boys one.

 

As well as appluding your singing, I'm posting to save you posting 3 in a row, or even being a thread killer!

[Alis girls]

Briiliant - what stars - only 1 query ClaireG - what is "bok bok bok" is it a chicken noise. sorry not an owner so somewhat ignorant. I wish I could write songs - I can only do silly I'm afraid - to write poignant lyrics like Robbie would be wonderful.

[ClaireG]

Yes, bok is the noise they make. They make much more of a bok than a cluck sound

[Space Chick]

Well, in work today, I found myself distracted thinking of new lyrics, I come on here to realise that Chicken Lyrics are definitely catching on!!! Well done everyone

 

Whilst telling my friend I'm looking for a chicken breeder that has blue/green egg layers, I came up with this one........

 

Inspired by Gina G's Eurovision Entry heres:

 

Oh ah just a little chick

Oh a a little chick more

Oh ah just a little chick

I went for two

Came back with four!

 

Oh ah just a little chick

Oh ah a little chick more

Oh ah just a little chick

Some nice blue eggs

Is what I'm looking for.

[Helly Welly]

More, more, encore, encore!!!

 

I just sang some of these to DD, she was in stitches and now has hiccups.

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I think we need a video of you singing them .

[Alis girls]

Just had another one come in to tune of "In the navy"

 

In the Eglu

your chucks can reat at ease

in the eglu

they never will get fleas!

in the eglu

safe from Mr Fox

in the eglu

better than a box

 

In the Eglu

your girls will lay each day

in the eglu

free range all the way

in the eglu

inthe eglu