Wanted - Eglu Cube Mk1 Roosting Bars

[Space Chick]

Just had another one come in to tune of "In the navy"

 

In the Eglu

your chucks can reat at ease

in the eglu

they never will get fleas!

in the eglu

safe from Mr Fox

in the eglu

better than a box

 

In the Eglu

your girls will lay each day

in the eglu

free range all the way

in the eglu

inthe eglu

 

 

Genius, absolute genius!

[Alis girls]

How kind sadly we cant make money from such talent - or can we? ok Mods what about a book? all proceeds to bats or animal welfare. You can be annoymous or not ? what do you think?

[Ain't Nobody Here]

"It's raining men"

 

Bok - Bok! We're your feathered girls - Ah-huh -

And have we got news for you - You better listen!

Get ready, all you lonely chicks

and leave those roosters at home. - Alright! -

 

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low

According to all Omleteers, the cube's the place to go

Cause today for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in forum history

It's gonna start raining eggs.

 

It's raining eggs! Bokkark! - It's raining eggs! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to the walk in run and get

Absolutely soaking wet!

It's raining eggs! Bokkark!

It's raining eggs! Every specimen!

Green, blue, brown and white

Rough and smooth and small and big.

 

etc etc

[Alis girls]

YMCA renamed E G L U

 

Young chuck theres no need to look down

just cos you are eggbound

get down to the eglu

and lay lay lay that egg

 

young chuck theres a place u can go

when you are short on your corn

its called the EGLU

and youll not know you've been born

 

all at the E G LU

E G L U

you can get in the nest

and have a good rest#

and stay there all daaaay

 

go to the EGLU

E G L U

you can have a good cluck

or read a good book

E G L U

 

 

I'm on a roll - no stopping me now

[Valkyrie]

I'd better get my umbrella out, sounds like an Omlet for dinner!

[Space Chick]

I shall slow the pace with a ballad, Robbie Williams Angel. Skip to the chorus.....

 

And though it all, it offers me protection

a fabulous burrow proof section

when the foxes come to call

 

And in the nesting box

No matter what eggs I lay

I know I'll have a good day

better than in an arc

it gives me safety

I'm loving Eglus instead

[Valkyrie]

Now let's rock it - good to have a mix:

 

You aint nothin but a rooster

Crowin’ all the time.

You aint nothin but a rooster

Keeping me awake all the time.

Well, you aint never caught a pigeon

So you aint no friend of mine.

 

When they said you were a pullet,

Well, that was just a lie.

When they said you was hybrid

Well, that was just a lie.

You aint never stopping my sleep

And you’re on my menu tonight

 

 

Just spotted the double negative there!

[Space Chick]

How about an oldie to the tune of when the red red robin.......

 

When the Ex Bat Chicken goes Bok Bok Bokking along

There'll be no more cages as she goes singing her song

[emily95]

Love them

Emily

xxx

[Couperwife]

I love it

[jackiepoppies]

My Fair Lady.........I could have bokked all night........

 

I could have bokked all night

I could have bokked all night

And still have bokked some more,

I could spread my wings

And done a thousand things

I've never done before

I'll never know what made it so exciting

Why all at once my heart took flight.....

I only know when you came to rescue me

I could have bokked, bokked, boookkked aaall night!

 

Jx

[Space Chick]

Oh Jackie, great angle taking it to show tunes - love the lyrics too.

 

Hows about a Joseph and his technicolour dreamcoat one.

 

How I love my eggs of many colours,

a skelter full of many colours,

In a class above the rest,

you can get them from you nest,

they are white and speckled and green and brown and blue.

[Looney]

these are all great!

[Helly Welly]

Okay my attempt, thanks for the show tunes inspiration

 

All I want is a cube somewhere

Far away from the cold night air

With one enormous glug

Oh wouldn’t it be lovely

 

Lots of sweetcorn for me to eat

Lots of friends for making lots of heat

Warm wings, warm combs, warm beaks

Oh wouldn’t it be lovely

 

Oh so lovely sitting on my lovely plastic perch

I would never budge cos Foxy

Just can’t get near to me

 

Someone’s hand resting on my wings

The other hand full of lovely things

Who takes good care of me

Oh wouldn’t it be lovely

 

 

And there will be no videos of me singing

[jackiepoppies]

Why can't we do a video along the lines of The Calendar Girls to raise money for BHWT fo Christmas

 

Jx

Edited May 18, 2009 by Guest

[Looney]

What, with no clothes on?!

[jackiepoppies]

Feathers

 

Jx

[Space Chick]

A departure from show tunes now. How about a bit of Kylie:

 

I should be so clucky, clucky, clucky, clucky

I should be so clucky in love

 

And some Kylie and Jason:

 

Especially Eglu,

I want to tell the world that I have got a cube

All the time I had no chooks I thought of you.

You changed my mind, you showed me the way

and now that I'm next to you.

No more thinking about the foxes, no more worrying about reading boxes

No more buying eggs in supermarkets cause now you're in garden, my garden

I want to show you, my heart is oh so true

and all the chooks I have are Especially Eglu.

 

*BTW - No way I'm taking my kit off for a music video!!!!!!!!

[emily95]

That's great

Emily

xxx

[mostin]

Okay my attempt, thanks for the show tunes inspiration

 

All I want is a cube somewhere

Far away from the cold night air

With one enormous glug

Oh wouldn’t it be lovely

 

Lots of sweetcorn for me to eat

Lots of friends for making lots of heat

Warm wings, warm combs, warm beaks

Oh wouldn’t it be lovely

 

Oh so lovely sitting on my lovely plastic perch

I would never budge cos Foxy

Just can’t get near to me

 

Someone’s hand resting on my wings

The other hand full of lovely things

Who takes good care of me

Oh wouldn’t it be lovely

 

 

And there will be no videos of me singing

 

I love that one , one of my favourite tunes .

[jackiepoppies]

It could be tasteful and discreet

 

C'mon Omleteers............where's your sense of fun...............and charity

[emily95]

No wayy!

Emily

xxx

[Valkyrie]

Terrific peeps. Hey - I couldn't be a calender girl - I'd take up the whole page with my tum. Perish that thought. We could have a hen bejewelled as Josephine Bokker, though.

[Space Chick]

It could be tasteful and discreet

 

C'mon Omleteers............where's your sense of fun...............and charity

 

Oh go one then Jackie

 

(Anyone know of a good plastic surgeon? I need a tummy tuck! Koojie, you got in there with this line before me!)

[Scramble]

It could be tasteful and discreet

 

C'mon Omleteers............where's your sense of fun...............and charity

 

I'm up for it

 

Although isn't it indecent if you're a teenager