Space Chick Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Just had another one come in to tune of "In the navy" In the Eglu your chucks can reat at ease in the eglu they never will get fleas! in the eglu safe from Mr Fox in the eglu better than a box In the Eglu your girls will lay each day in the eglu free range all the way in the eglu inthe eglu Genius, absolute genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 How kind sadly we cant make money from such talent - or can we? ok Mods what about a book? all proceeds to bats or animal welfare. You can be annoymous or not ? what do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 "It's raining men" Bok - Bok! We're your feathered girls - Ah-huh - And have we got news for you - You better listen! Get ready, all you lonely chicks and leave those roosters at home. - Alright! - Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low According to all Omleteers, the cube's the place to go Cause today for the first time Just about half-past ten For the first time in forum history It's gonna start raining eggs. It's raining eggs! Bokkark! - It's raining eggs! Amen! I'm gonna go out to the walk in run and get Absolutely soaking wet! It's raining eggs! Bokkark! It's raining eggs! Every specimen! Green, blue, brown and white Rough and smooth and small and big. etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 YMCA renamed E G L U Young chuck theres no need to look down just cos you are eggbound get down to the eglu and lay lay lay that egg young chuck theres a place u can go when you are short on your corn its called the EGLU and youll not know you've been born all at the E G LU E G L U you can get in the nest and have a good rest# and stay there all daaaay go to the EGLU E G L U you can have a good cluck or read a good book E G L U I'm on a roll - no stopping me now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I'd better get my umbrella out, sounds like an Omlet for dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I shall slow the pace with a ballad, Robbie Williams Angel. Skip to the chorus..... And though it all, it offers me protection a fabulous burrow proof section when the foxes come to call And in the nesting box No matter what eggs I lay I know I'll have a good day better than in an arc it gives me safety I'm loving Eglus instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Now let's rock it - good to have a mix: You aint nothin but a rooster Crowin’ all the time. You aint nothin but a rooster Keeping me awake all the time. Well, you aint never caught a pigeon So you aint no friend of mine. When they said you were a pullet, Well, that was just a lie. When they said you was hybrid Well, that was just a lie. You aint never stopping my sleep And you’re on my menu tonight Just spotted the double negative there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 How about an oldie to the tune of when the red red robin....... When the Ex Bat Chicken goes Bok Bok Bokking along There'll be no more cages as she goes singing her song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Love them Emily xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 My Fair Lady.........I could have bokked all night........ I could have bokked all night I could have bokked all night And still have bokked some more, I could spread my wings And done a thousand things I've never done before I'll never know what made it so exciting Why all at once my heart took flight..... I only know when you came to rescue me I could have bokked, bokked, boookkked aaall night! Jx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Oh Jackie, great angle taking it to show tunes - love the lyrics too. Hows about a Joseph and his technicolour dreamcoat one. How I love my eggs of many colours, a skelter full of many colours, In a class above the rest, you can get them from you nest, they are white and speckled and green and brown and blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 these are all great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Okay my attempt, thanks for the show tunes inspiration All I want is a cube somewhere Far away from the cold night air With one enormous glug Oh wouldn’t it be lovely Lots of sweetcorn for me to eat Lots of friends for making lots of heat Warm wings, warm combs, warm beaks Oh wouldn’t it be lovely Oh so lovely sitting on my lovely plastic perch I would never budge cos Foxy Just can’t get near to me Someone’s hand resting on my wings The other hand full of lovely things Who takes good care of me Oh wouldn’t it be lovely And there will be no videos of me singing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) Why can't we do a video along the lines of The Calendar Girls to raise money for BHWT fo Christmas Jx Edited May 18, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 What, with no clothes on?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Feathers Jx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 A departure from show tunes now. How about a bit of Kylie: I should be so clucky, clucky, clucky, clucky I should be so clucky in love And some Kylie and Jason: Especially Eglu, I want to tell the world that I have got a cube All the time I had no chooks I thought of you. You changed my mind, you showed me the way and now that I'm next to you. No more thinking about the foxes, no more worrying about reading boxes No more buying eggs in supermarkets cause now you're in garden, my garden I want to show you, my heart is oh so true and all the chooks I have are Especially Eglu. *BTW - No way I'm taking my kit off for a music video!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 That's great Emily xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Okay my attempt, thanks for the show tunes inspiration All I want is a cube somewhere Far away from the cold night air With one enormous glug Oh wouldn’t it be lovely Lots of sweetcorn for me to eat Lots of friends for making lots of heat Warm wings, warm combs, warm beaks Oh wouldn’t it be lovely Oh so lovely sitting on my lovely plastic perch I would never budge cos Foxy Just can’t get near to me Someone’s hand resting on my wings The other hand full of lovely things Who takes good care of me Oh wouldn’t it be lovely And there will be no videos of me singing I love that one , one of my favourite tunes . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 It could be tasteful and discreet C'mon Omleteers............where's your sense of fun...............and charity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 No wayy! Emily xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Terrific peeps. Hey - I couldn't be a calender girl - I'd take up the whole page with my tum. Perish that thought. We could have a hen bejewelled as Josephine Bokker, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 It could be tasteful and discreet C'mon Omleteers............where's your sense of fun...............and charity Oh go one then Jackie (Anyone know of a good plastic surgeon? I need a tummy tuck! Koojie, you got in there with this line before me!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 It could be tasteful and discreet C'mon Omleteers............where's your sense of fun...............and charity I'm up for it Although isn't it indecent if you're a teenager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
