Plum Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Crikey Helly Welly that was amazing. You definately have to do an album, forget the calendar. You can all pose in your chicken feathers for the sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Thats fantastic Helly Welly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 That's absolutely fabulous, Hellywelly . I was almost singing it out loud . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Wowser, that took some doing! Brill. Yep up early - hayfever and I ran out of tissues. OH snoring did nothing to help, so I thought I'd be a pain again. Long day and glad I ended up reading this thread. I think I'll go out like a light and not even a bomb would wake me. So saying that, I am a light sleeper and one snort from him and I will not be responsible for my actions! Nighty all. Better take a box of tissues up with me now before I forget! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I hope you got to sleep Koojie Glad you all liked the song, your comments made me And there will be no posing in chicken feathers for me, we would hae an awful lot of bald chickens running around to cover this body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Just caught up with this. Brilliant lyrics everyone, especially BoHENian Rhapsody, Helly Welly. Many a titter coming from me this morning to bemused looks from OH at the other desk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Yes I did thank's Helly Welly - after I prodded his lordship and turned him over - went right through till 7 - and no hayfever today either. Has the dance of the 7 feathers put everyone off? I don't think there are enough ostriches for me either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Yes I did thank's Helly Welly - after I prodded his lordship and turned him over - went right through till 7 - and no hayfever today either. Has the dance of the 7 feathers put everyone off? I don't think there are enough ostriches for me either! What did you use to prod him with and can I borrow it please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I don't think my arm will stretch that far Clootie! Just a bit of rough manhandling with the elbow - well manhandling literally so to speak! I can try the esp thing and mentally sort out the prodding for you, being mental anyway it might just work! Just upset the girls big time - fenced off the veggie section! I am really bad tempered today especially as my beetroots have had a haircut and the sprouts were stripped a bit - well a lot and it wasn't the pigeons this time. See - that's what sleep deprivation does to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Okay, after lots of thought, here's my offering : To the tune of Kaiser Chiefs - Never miss a beat When did you let them out? At si-ix What did they say today? Bok bokee Did they lay an egg? Sure di-id Why didn't you let them out? Coz of my flowers Its cool to keep chickens Its cool to keep chickens My Eglu is so fab. its gre-en I really want a cube in bl-ue What do they want for tea? They want gra-apes Why dont you bring them in? Will do Its cool to keep chickens Its cool to keep chickens Take a look, Take a look Take a look at the chickens in the run No they never miss a grape No they Never miss a grape Never miss a grape, never miss a grape, grape, grape, grape Take a look, Take a look Take a look at the chickens in the run No they never miss a grape No they Never miss a grape Never miss a grape, never miss a grape, grape, grape, grape Take a look, Take a look Take a look at the chickens in the run No they never miss a grape No they Never miss a grape Never miss a grape, never miss a grape, grape, grape, grape Here comes and omleteer, with more foo-od Best bit of the day, now that's livin' Why dont you lay an egg? Coz im broody What is the golden rule? Free-ra-ange Its cool to keep chickens Its cool to keep chickens Take a look at the chickens in the run No they never miss a grape No they Never miss a grape Never miss a grape, never miss a grape, grape, grape, grape Take a look at the chickens in the run No they never miss a grape No they Never miss a grape Never miss a grape, never miss a grape, grape, grape, grape Take a look at the chickens in the run No they never miss a grape No they Never miss a grape Never miss a grape, never miss a grape, grape, grape, grape Hope you like it Emily xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Marvellous Emily, Marvellous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Thankyou! Emily xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I love it Emily! I'm going to be humming 'It's cool to keep chickens' for hours now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 So true - grapes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I love it Emily! I'm going to be humming 'It's cool to keep chickens' for hours now Me too! It should become our theme tune Goes off singing: "It's cool to keep chickens It's cool to keep chickens It's cool to keep chickens It's cool to keep chickens" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Thanks! Emily xxx And i was thinking, our band can be called the Kaiser Chooks instead of chiefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaPoule Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 AND THE THREADKILLER IS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 AND THE THREADKILLER IS.... La Poule, you pipped me to the post, I was planning to wait until it had been 24 hrs, and I was going to start a new thread naming the thread killer! (I've definitely done it now, it will be me! "Ooops, word censored!"ody is going to respond to this!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Nope, "Ooops, word censored!"ody will Debs, Doh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Are we starting again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Yes please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Woo Hoo, we're back to being neurotic again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd managed to stay off this thread for ages now I'm back and feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Its just too big a draw, this thread is like a magnet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...