Solitary chicken - need advice

[cordelia]

.......sucking eggs.....

 

My firm, in its infinite wisdom have put up posters in the toilet areas, instructing us how to wash our hands, in the light of the swine flu outbreak....

 

how did we manage before ???????

 

 

We now have 10 diagrams...showing us how to do it properly....

 

you couldn't make it up....!!!!!!

 

 

 

[clootie]

[Space Chick]

I work for the NHS, we've had posters showing us how to wash our hands since I've been there!!

[craftyhunnypie]

Bit of spit & rub them together works wonders!

 

Emma.x

[Janty]

You say that but I teach the children how to wash their hands every year in Food Technology.

 

Here's why...

 

I had a group of Year 8's (12 to 13 year olds) making pizza dough. They have a two hour lesson so I always let them go to the toilet half way through. I could smell a wierd smell one day when they were all working so I asked if anybody needed the toilet again. They are quite a good group so I asked if anybody had botty trumped. In the end I had to ask them all to hold their hands up and we soon realised what the smell was. One boy had obviously had a number 2. When he had wiped his bottom, he had missed the paper completely and smeared faeces down the side of his hand and his arm. He had clearly not washed his hands afterwards although he did follow the department policy of washing his hands when he returned to the Food room (just not properly). I sent him off to the toilet to wash his hands properly and get cleaned up.

 

I wouldn't mind but when he came back he actually asked if he should carry on using the same dough.

 

[Chickvic]

[clootie]

Tasty !

[Janty]

I did ask him what he thought that he should do with the dough. He asked again if he should use it so I asked him how he would feel about eating a poo flavoured pizza.

 

At that point he threw it away and started again.

[Lewis]

I did ask him what he thought that he should do with the dough. He asked again if he should use it so I asked him how he would feel about eating a poo flavoured pizza.

 

At that point he threw it away and started again.

:lol:

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Lovely . Thank goodness you noticed in time before you all had a taste test .

[Hens@HalfMoonLane]

Lovely . Thank goodness you noticed in time before you all had a taste test .

 

 

Or put it in the oven!

[Alis girls]

Dont worry janty his hands would've been clean after he'd finished with his dough You have a teachers nose bit like a nurses - I always stun people by saying whats that smell and can sniff out a leg ulcer, full nappy and incontinence at 10yds, Recpetionists just give me a funny look at work. it has its advantages as youcant rest till its gone. Yes we also hve the hand washing diagrams.

[Saronne]

I did ask him what he thought that he should do with the dough. He asked again if he should use it so I asked him how he would feel about eating a poo flavoured pizza.

 

At that point he threw it away and started again.

 

Ah, come on! the heat from the oven would have rendered the poo harmless!

[Janty]

I wouldn't want to test out that theory.

 

[Angus Arran Chooks]

Nothing like a bit of toilet humour!

[Redwing]

I've never had a chocolate spread pizza.............

[Janty]

Oh Redwing!

 

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Pooperoni pizza, anyone

[Scramble]

Pooperoni pizza, anyone

 

:lol:

[AJuff]

I got my teaching job in an outstanding school by doing a lesson on handwashing!!