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Turn the knob (joke) please dont take offence

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Instead of getting a facelift, a woman agrees to get surgery called "The K"Ooops, word censored!"". A lever is placed on her head that, when turned, tightens up her skin to produce the effect of a new facelift. Over the course of the next few years, she keeps tightening the k"Ooops, word censored!" and remains youthful. After 15 years, however, the woman returns. "I've turned the k"Ooops, word censored!" many times and I've loved the results," she says. "But now I've developed these bags under my eyes!" The doctor looks at her and reveals, "Those aren't bags. Those are your breasts!"
























"Oh", she replies, "I guess theres no need to ask about my new goatee then!"




Christian x x x

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