Laura007 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 SMART WIFE!! A man called home his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I Will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh ! please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she, Did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise Looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes ! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do? You'll love the answer.... The wife replied, " I did.. They're in your fishing box!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Brilliant! that's similar to Claret's joke about the spoon in the bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Very good Laura Brilliant! that's similar to Claret's joke about the spoon in the bed! I don't remember that one But then there's a lot I don't remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 must have been someone else Clare...I'll fish it out of my inbox... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 It probably was me, and I just don't remember it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Here it is....it was my SIL... Josh invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, she couldn't help noticing how beautiful Josh's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between them than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Josh volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates. About a week later, Julie came to Josh and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Josh said, "Well, I doubt it but I'll send her an email just to be sure." So He sat down and wrote: Dear Mom, I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Josh. Several days later, Josh received an email back from his mother which read: Dear Josh, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Julie, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Gina thats brilliant!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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