Guest Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 .....Eileen, SWMBO says I'm anti-social and dislike everyone and everything in equal measure. That's not true I Like Dogs and Chickens........... at leaat you're honest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 It's actually legal to undertake if your lane is free on a motorway. What is not acceptable is people swapping lanes in order to undertake. Trouble is the middle lane hoggers (which are dangerous drivers) cause the trouble in the first place. Flies Members of the family that ignore your advice, get a state of the art (with her money and not his) computer for mother and all she does is pester me with e-mails when the computer was supposed to be for her to see her granddaughter on webcam and I don't mean Erin! Whining orpies (or one in particular) that gets louder when she doesn't get the attention that she's seeking. Little toads (silkie and maran) that sneak into the veggie patch and demolish it in an hour. England flags littered everywhere England flags with England and other slogans written on my national flag. Going to the Rosebowl to watch a game only to have rain stop play (or not even started) and no refund because the match is altered to a day when you can't go. Bye bye £40. Cyclists in lycra who insist on spreading across the whole road - 4 of them abreast. Twits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopsie Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 People who let other people's chickens out to be killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollie333 Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I'm sorry that happened, whoopsie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Tissues that hide away in the depths of trouser pockets and then come out to play in the washing machine. Oh how I hate that! And its always the tissues that fall to pieces and spread the lovely white fluff all over your washing. And its always the darks washes this happens to - never the lighter ones Christian - I think that's the correct way to hang the loo roll as well. I did notice that some brands of loo roll have their pattern in such a way you have to hang them the wrong way to see it properly. But I won't be told what to do by the man, so I hang it the correct way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Palmer Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Those plastic pourer things on the top of milk cartons - they don't pour! Smoking Anythink/somethink/nothink Those pushchairs everyone has these days that seem to be the baby equivalent of a 4x4 Parents with said baby 4x4s who take their children for days out at places like the London Wetland Centre and Wisley and completely block all the pathways and treat them like a big play centre Teenage boys pants showing above their lowslung trousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clur Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 -- Bluebottles -- Speedos (I have scrubbed my eyes, and am STILL scarred by the memory of my neighbour washing their car in their speedos) -- The phrase "I'm not racist but...." -- Huge egos -- Bad manners -- Hubby falling asleep on the sofa (and snoring loudly) every Friday night by 9.30pm -- Nasaly whingy/whining -- The words "it's not fair..." -- Playdough -- Anything produced by Bernard Matthews -- Rootbeer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Ooh, yes. Rootbeer. It tastes like liquid Germolene. *Chequebooks, card machines and biros in banks, shops and post offices which are all designed or positioned to be used by right handed people only. *Overpowering perfume or aftershave *Overpowering fabric conditioner on peoples clothes. * People who mow their lawn or use power tools after 9pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopsie Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Adult men with trousers hanging far below their pants - I'm just waiting for someone's to fall down then I shall LAUGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrensWorld Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 The English, (so called) Football team......... The bunch of . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janty Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 I daren't even start my list...I may never end! I will just enter the drunken football supporters that blocked my way up my own garden path earlier to ask if I had any money as they had run out of beer. I won't tell you what I said to them. Not on a family forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzie50 Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Overpowering perfume or aftershave and overpowering fabric conditioner on peoples clothes - I hate! Air freshners particularly in cars People i.e. neighbours who decide to have a barbecue which starts about 11am and ends about 4am with a karaoke People i.e. neighbours (again) who think that everyone has the same taste in music as they do (I do not!) People who always think they are right Litter Graffiti dog poo flies drivers who stop at roundabouts (give way to the right please) all the recipes to make anything with chocolate in it so no one could ever ever make any chocolate again and save me I would put my husband in room 101 whilst this World Cup is on so (a) I can get my tv back and (b) he is driving me mad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 can NITS go in please? Had to delouse YD today (not great timing as had ED's party to organise). I hate those things. There is no purpose to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzie50 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Please can we bring back the unnecessary nudity and sex in films ~ only reason I watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I'm with Koojie on the middle lane hoggers on motorways - I had the dubious honour of being driven to London by my MD last week; I really had to bite my tongue Drunken football supporter who was standing in the park (in full view of all) and urinating. I was sorely tempted to send the dog over to bite his bum.. he had his trousers right down to his ankles, so the view wasn't good from either side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Davina McColl. Horseflies. People who think a loud braying laugh is the same as having a valid point. Hangers (they hide, team up and ambush you from the bottom of the ironing basket or wardrobe) New Years Eve. Katie Melua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 Poor admin. Cleo has a day at Oxford Uni today - letter from the school says that coaches leave school @ 10.30 Phone call from her friend on the coach,on way to Oxford, at 9.45,asking where she was!!! Had to do a VERY quick dash 15 miles or so to meet the coach so she could get there Just found out that it was all such as rush that she has taken the M&S carrier with my work shoes in,instead of the one with her packed lunch & myriad cold drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickinboy Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 hmmm. - Marzipan - Salmon - Battery chicken - People who don't know/care where their food comes from - Carrier bags - Jobsworths - The Job Centre - Dogs that are small enough to yap, not bark - Next door letting their dogs use the cat flap to get out and yap in the garden at midnight - Next door lowering the fence, because 'it's nice to see into your garden' - Next door speaking to me every single time I go outside - Next door having a two way conversation with eachother, by shouting from opposing ends of the garden - Next door being next door - The selfish - People who can't use "your" and "you're" - Refrigerated chocolate Ahhhhhhh....and breathe. Oh, George Michael, Julian Clarey, Boy George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 My cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 My cat Oh no - whats it done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 hmmm. - Next door letting their dogs use the cat flap to get out and yap in the garden at midnight - Next door lowering the fence, because 'it's nice to see into your garden' - Next door speaking to me every single time I go outside . all good security measures! Our neighbours are always collaring us when we go out of the front door but I always think, if they're watching our movements then our house is safer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 chickinboy I think you need to plant some bushes. Ewww Clare, that was disgusting and well worthy of 101. Mosquitoes - the female ones. Bad silkies that sneak into the veggie patch and I don't know how she does it. Oh dear what has the cat done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Naughty little black kitten viewtopic.php?f=7&t=65784&start=15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Ok I've fished Pickens out of room 101 she is really very cute. Can I add midges to the mosquitoes. Don't know the sex but they refuse to fly into any trap I put out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Ah so thats the cat that was caught short Bless! I'm glad you've taken her out of 101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
