Egluntyne Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 lol lol lol was it a drop-down-flap-nursing bra too? I had one of them after I had Duncan, and the flippin thing used to unhook itself at the most ridiculous moments, and I'd be hanging losse, so to speak on one side, and all trussed up and supported on the other, until I could find somewhere to go and do myself up again! Which is why I think they must have been designed by a man with a third class degree in Engineering from the University of Nowhere of any Importance. No woman would deliberately inflict that sort of thing on another! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 The same goes for speculums!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom and Barbara Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 The same goes for speculums!!!!! *winces* oh the pain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 The same goes for speculums!!!!! Too right! Why do they store them in the fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom and Barbara Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 just to completely lower the tone.........i always tense up and manage to send them flying across the table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Blimey,your pelvic floor must be in better shape than mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom and Barbara Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 i'm guessing not for long though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 same here They use the smallest one available and it's still a problem! Phil thought I was just having a winge until I explained what they do... he crossed his legs quickly and was rather alarmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Don't!!!! - I've just had my appt. letter through - I don't want to phone and make it now............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom and Barbara Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 lol lol lol sorry lesley! just think of England, you'll be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I have to get myself psyched up too and do breathing exercises. I really hate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 i'm guessing not for long though! I remember being absoloutly mortified after having Stefan where I coughed and wee'd myself..... . Get that pelvic floor moving Lesely, you can ring me for and I'll ring for you. I've got to go too It really is the most awful thing. You'd think giving birth and baring all would make it easier..... (Do you think we ought to moderate ourselves ) Wait till Kate sees this lot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Errrrrrr......what exactly did this topic start off about?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I'm sorry! I nearly choked coffee all over the screen laughing at some of the things you've all been saying . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Just don't mod them Kate It's been top entertainment here this afternoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I wouldn't dare! Funniest things I've read in ages, particularly Claire's comment about the speculum flying across the room!! I'm surprised my monitor didn't short out with all that coffee on it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Although this thread has made me laugh........I'm suddenly feeling less broody than I was before - perhaps I can wait a bit longer before having a baby Loved the story about the little chick recovering in the cleavage - so cute! My cleavage has never been used for something so cute - I did used to carry a bottle of beer back from the bar in it if I couldn't carry any more in my hands....such a classy girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 It'd fall straight through if I tried that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 You lot are hysterical . I love this forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Me too. Give us a kiss Kate *MWAH!* XXXXXXX to you all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Just don't mod them Kate It's been top entertainment here this afternoon! It certainly beats working for a living! I think we should devise our own sit com....some of the wits on this forum should be published! I mean it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlass Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Well I'm new to this site but I have quickly come to the conclusion you are all barking mad! [but in the nicest possible way] I've never laughed so much for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I am so glad I didn't read this at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronze Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I'm so glad you got off the subject of speculums I've had more than my fair shares usage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Well I'm new to this site but I have quickly come to the conclusion you are all barking mad! [but in the nicest possible way] I've never laughed so much for ages. Every so often we get a bit giddy. Feel free to join in next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
