The Dogmother Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 The Nightgown The Sheer Nightgown.... A husband walks into Victoria's Secrets to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £250 to £500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the £500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no fool), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the £500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for £500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at noon. Man Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Valkyrie Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I love the wine one! Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poachedegg Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Patricia W Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I needed that, Claret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottechicken Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Brilliant I'll have to save those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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