Popcorn Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 What a fabulas idea. A calender of strategically placed chickens infront of naked Omlet boys. Yes, please I'm sure as Simon is so used to bearing all, he wouldn't mind one bit would you Simon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 23, 2005 Author Share Posted October 23, 2005 Watch out lads, I'm coming over on Tuesday, and Mel is visiting on Thursday, so one of us will get you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Years ago (before I worked here) one of the girls walked into a changing room on one of the boys who had just got out the shower she said 'oh sorry ***** I did't realise there was anyone in here' and walked out again it later transpired that the individual concerned was in the buff with a towel over his head (name blacked to protect the not so innocent ) Question how did she know who it was Anyway back to the main question is it clenched or au natural Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Obviously once seen, never forgotten Louise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You don't know the individual concerned that makes it even funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Any photos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I daren't I'd get sacked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You could always sneak in behind the shower curtain..... We won't tell, will we Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Nope, not at all Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Trust me you don't want to see I don't want to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Actually, I'd have to agree with you there Louise. There is nothing more unattractive that a man's 'tiddler' dangling about. Not the most pleasing thing to the eye is it... Now, Simon's cute little bottom, on the other hand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 I call men's tiddlers turkey giblets because they're about as attractive as them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Does anyone else find that if they've been off-line for a while, this is the 1st topic to check on the forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I call men's tiddlers turkey giblets because they're about as attractive as them What on earth are the Omlet guys going to make of this topic now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Probably laughing their socks of, same as the rest of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Can you belirve how many pages there are on this topic. What does it say about us girls? It says that we'd much prefer discussing a gorgeous, naturally pert male backside than talk about out feathered friends - I do love my chickens, obviously, but priorities, priorities ............ Have you noticed how Dan and Red have kept their silence - they must be disgusted with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked Chicken Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Sorry - that was me, forgot to log in. Although I should be ashamed of admiting my identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I think we have more pages on sweets and chocolate though, so what does that say about us as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Poor Simon, this has been the best fun ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Poor Simon Lucky Simon, more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 Well, the votes are closed - I have seen the item in question, and I can confirm that it is SIMON! I have loaded a pic to the gallery to confirm this. After casting my expert eye over the item in question, I can confirm that it is 'naturally pert' - reckon that he does some exercise - and that Simon is suitably embarrased by his new-found fame! I have a signed picture of Simon's pert botty, and I will be auctioning it on Ebay . No seriously, if anyone would like it (Sheila?) then let me know and I'll post it to you - first come first served (so to speak)! Mel, see if you can embarrass him any further on Thursday. Kate the pic is sideways - are you able to do anything to get him the right way up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I have a signed picture ....... if anyone would like it (Sheila?) then let me know .. I was only checking this topic to make sure that you & Gina (and all) weren't getting too carried away! I vote Louise should be the recipient, if she'd like it! It's bad enough that the builders are changing our door locks & LSH won't be able to get in the house after he's been away for 3 weeks. Unless I let him in Don't think having that pic on the wall would be a good idea! (Can't believe I've just refused such a beautiful work of art....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
