Unsecure chicken perches

[Duncan08]

I just got sent this on email, it did make me smile, but I will get told off again for *****

 

This letter was sent to the Kirkcaldy High School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for pensioners. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.

 

This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

 

 

 

Dear Kirkcaldy High School ,

 

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Old Age Pensioners luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the Raith home for Elderly Ladies. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.

 

My room mate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe.

 

The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed to have the chance to tell her to **** off.

 

Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.

 

God bless you all.

 

Yours sincerely,

[Cheeky Chooky]

[bluekarin]

heehee

[WitchHazel]

[Seagazer]

so naughty

[redbug]

She knew her day would come

[Lavenders_Blue]

Love it!

[snowberry]

[kazmac]

Funny. But sadly very likely to be completely untrue!

Fife Council's education department can't afford to supply their pupils with enough books for a whole class, never mind sponsor 'luncheons' for oldies! Plus there's no such home in Kirkcaldy!

I know I'm a right Bah Humbug!

[bluekarin]

Aha! There is! http://www.fife.gov.uk/atoz/index.cfm?fuseaction=facility.display&facid=1D54D259-D1C6-11D5-909E0008C7844101

[Duncan08]

I am sure it couldn't be true. Could it???

[kazmac]

Aha! There is! http://www.fife.gov.uk/atoz/index.cfm?fuseaction=facility.display&facid=1D54D259-D1C6-11D5-909E0008C7844101

 

That's not the same as 'Raith Home for Elderly Ladies' though!

That's actually what I said doesn't exist!

[Looney]

[Charlottechicken]

True or not, it's hilarious

[Spinning Top]

LMAO, or if we can't say that on here...LOL

[Mum]

Names and locations have been altered to protect identies Perhaps!

 

It was funny, made me smile at the end of a very long and trying day. Thank you for posting!